Friday, February 29, 2008
Am I the biggest and strongest one here?
Thursday, February 28, 2008
The Hendersons will dance and sing!
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Didn’t you tell me to live every week like it’s Shark Week?
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
It's a world where...
orange soda is an acceptable substitute for breast milk.
Monday, February 25, 2008
They won't listen to me
especially when I say "don't hit me with my own shoes."
Friday, February 22, 2008
It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
I don't drink hot liquids of any kind.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
It's flesh eating bacteria...
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Not try.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Here's a small fact...
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Don't act stupid just because you know how to.
Friday, February 08, 2008
Has anyone seen Kilroy?
It wasn't my day to watch him, and now he's gone.
Thursday, February 07, 2008
Ralph Wilson SUCKS!!!!
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
I would like to talk to you about Jesus...
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Patient, is the hospital clean?
I said, patient, is your wound turning green?
I said, patient, you will know what I mean
When I ask: where has that hand been?
I said, patient, you will know what I mean
When I ask: where has that hand been?
Monday, February 04, 2008
Sorry Mr. Brady...
I guess your soul
didn't cover the
New York sales tax!
didn't cover the
New York sales tax!
Friday, February 01, 2008
Superman doesn't need a coat.
But he does like to sport a
full length fur when the urge grabs him.
full length fur when the urge grabs him.
