Thursday, June 25, 2009
Peace out you weird F#$%!
Hopefully things will get settled about your nose thing.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
I don't mind if you have an SUV...
I have a giant smokey monster truck
that's 4 feet off the ground
and gets 0.5 miles to the gallon.
At least in my dreams.
that's 4 feet off the ground
and gets 0.5 miles to the gallon.
At least in my dreams.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
This bus is never going to come.
Don't leave the security door to
your apartment unlocked,
because if you do, a homeless dude will
get drunk in your stairwell and read all your mail.
your apartment unlocked,
because if you do, a homeless dude will
get drunk in your stairwell and read all your mail.
Monday, June 08, 2009
I want to be America's favorite cracker.
Happy Monday!!!!
Let's take a nap!
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
My recommendation for training your dog is this:
When he does something bad, cut off a little piece of his tail and make him eat it. Then don't feed him for the rest of the day.
I'm just kidding PITA! Take a chill pill. Or I'll feed you some of your arm.
I'm just kidding PITA! Take a chill pill. Or I'll feed you some of your arm.
Math = Black Magic.
How else can you explain Rubics Cube?
Monday, June 01, 2009
A dime has 118 ridges on its edge.
I just counted. Some dolt told me 117. I showed them. 117. What a joke.
