Thursday, June 19, 2014
A German sledgehammer in a velvet bag
I love the Germans
Wednesday, June 18, 2014
Go you chicken fat! Go!
It's real.
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat!
AMAZING!
Monday, June 16, 2014
You probably think there's nothing to be scared of. You probably think you can handle it—like heroin. But look... I mean, I'm going 60 miles an hour—just a little cough and we're doing 70... and then we're going 80... and now we're doing 90... I'm and starting to feel drowsy, 'cause it's so relaxing, as we go past 100, and 110!
130!
Friday, June 13, 2014
In my defense there is ALOT more visibility during the day
chowder
Thursday, June 12, 2014
It's pronounced "gor don"
tre good
Friday, June 06, 2014
Happy Last Day!!!!
Ha!
Thursday, June 05, 2014
There is a hole in my stomach the size of the grand canyon
I intend to fill it with cheese
Wednesday, June 04, 2014
It clearly smells like poo and is buzzing
It could be angry crickets
Tuesday, June 03, 2014
Chicken
It's delicious
Monday, June 02, 2014
Mandrakes are real things
I don't know if I'm okay with that