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Egads....I feel that what was written was important and all....with the exclamation point, so will just agree.....No lo puedo creer!!!!!! I hope I'm not swearing.....
And just so Johnny Blaze knows, any time the snow melts on my building, large chunks of ice form on the little ledges that the architect thought were so visually appealing(I don't think he had planned for the crime tape ruining the view)......and when the ice chunks fall....LOOK OUT.....(I have in fact tried to run under one of them to no avail.....guess I'm gonna just have to slip on the ice like everyone else).
 

Don't let the care bears fool you. I'm a vicious fighting machine.

Go Super Beetles!!!
 

I do not like people blogging in my name ;(

I do not concede!!! (although, I do have to agree that my team is a bit subpar. Without the superstar performances of a select few players, my team would be swimming with the Penguins. This week is not looking good, T Brady may have to sit this one out, but I feel that I still have to start him because if I start Plummer and Brady plays, I'll be crushed. I'm definately feeling the pressure)
 

no comprende
 

Hey crazy football talkers....no comprende!!
 

MADR just found out he's competing in the toilet bowl playoffs.......woops....
 

So here I am, can't get to a TV to watch the pregame show. How will I know if Brady is starting or not??? AARRRGGGHH
 

It's called the Internet......I invented it.....
 

Well Al, like a lot of the other things that you tried to accomplish, you came up a bit short. The Internet does not have the up-to-date on the field reports of the pregame shows.

Really, you should have let me campaign for you. At least in Arkansas. And the ladies, well... I'm sure they would have voted for you knowing that they could see me again.
 

GO SLEEPERS !!!!!!
 

dang it...
 

Where is this horrible snowstorm that I've been hearing about for the last 5 days????

I think that they are trying to lull us into a false sense of security and then BOOM another blizzard from nowhere???
 

excellent!
 

all weathermen are on "medication"
 

son of a pup
 

Go Tommy! Go Tommy!

(We are also secretly the Brady Bunch Fan Club as well, if anyone is interested in joining. I mean really, have you seen how many different styles of stone and brick are used in their house? Architectural Genius I tell you)
 

something is seriously wrong with the Brady Bunch...really
 

Don't be hatin on the Brady's Yo!
 

You have to like the two yard touchdown pass!!!
 

Oh, I'm in desparate need of a nap.
 

No!!!! Run up the score. What is this business????
 

Nice move by the BSOD starting the NE defense. 10 bonus points for the shutout?
 

woohoo! 1 fumble! yeah! (translate...oh crap)
 

diamond cutter!
 

Larry Johnson for John Kasay. I smell a conspiracy
 

that's your feet...you need to shower.
 

I have invoked executive priviledge and have traded Rian Lindell for Tiki Barber and have inserted him into my lineup in place of Fred Taylor/Julius Jones.

Whoo Hoo - 40 points for the Sleepers!!!!

Oh.. I don't have executive priviledge? I think otherwise. It was written into the secret rules that only I know about. These are trying times, you must have complete faith in me.
 

What are you saying about your mother??