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well, he did attach Dr. Monkey
 

You cannot bring me into this. Am I to blame when a "person" sits in my jacket all day long, no one at the party feeds me, then everyone leaves and doesn't expect me to get hungry . . .

But . . . you can't prove a thing.
 

Dr. Monkey! How could you!
 

Oh, this is not good. I sense the seething anger getting more intense.
 

Nope, it seems it was just gas.
 

But don't get me wrong! I am seething! (Or teething...I always get those two mixed up. Hey, I am a carrot for crying out loud...not a rocket scientist.)
 

I feel you are mocking me. I take offense.
 

Maybe Mr. Carrot was "steaming" instead of "seething" the other day and that is what made him so tender and delicious.
 

Yr all a bunch of chumps. I am smrt one. I mean smart
 

I was smart...then I had too much cake....I am having trouble focusing today. I'm figuring a monkey could do a better job - know any???
 

apparently I was mistaken. I did not eat your Mr. Carrot. I must have just eaten one off the veggie platter and thought it was him. Mr. Carrot was safely stored in my jacket. I should not say safely because it appears he is now shriveled, wrinkly and it appears that osteoporosis has made a "C" of his spine.
 

Stupid beta carotine. Always shrivaling
 

Drink carrot juice before you go out into the sun to tan--it will make your skin nice and coppery (or orrange, I guess)
 

I once ate so many carrots, I saw through time.


True Story!
 

morning folks!
 

hey everyone....I just got back on....I was getting evil error messages, which I only can assume were the retaliation of a pretty PO'd carrot.
 

hey mo. Looks like the blog has been left unattended. Mamoo and myself have both been having difficulty, so i think there may be problems the Blog Master may not be able to remedy. Hope yr day is going well.