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I like to sing this to the tune of "Last Dance". Try it. It's a catchy one!
 

I did actually have to go to Super Freeze yesterday with the boys. If it had been the end of the world, I needed one last taste! No cherry. I did hide to the side so he couldn't see me. ;-)
 

Holy crap! I just saw the first picture that jb sent me. You could go months...no make that years with out bumping into your family!
 

Nothing quite like excessive living.
 

You would have to have literally hundreds of people helping to take care of something this enormous.
 

In the bedroom, I would be worried that the giant vortex sucking hole would shoot me into the great beyond.
 

Unless it is where the chocolate slide comes out. Then that's good!
 

I bet he floats in the pool, drinking a cold one, chuckling, saying "stupid Americans".
 

I missed the fact that the car was MADE OUT OF SILVER!!!! the first time through. They still have to wear those silly dresses, so the joke's on them.
 

glad you liked them. i almost crapped myself when i saw his solid silver Audi. yr right though, studip americans
 

Uhhh??? What??? Pictures???
 

Oh the power of the internet...I have seen the pictures you speak of. PS Yeah! for your last day!!!! Let the ice cream eating begin. I mean continue...
 

Mamoo, check yr inbin for those pics. I sent them to you like a minute ago.
 

Chuck Norris does not sleep.

He waits.
 

i watched saving private ryan the other day and all i could think about was playing dodge ball w chuck norris
 

When driving in his SUV, Chuck Norris always swerves out of the way if a squirrel is in the road. Not because he finds their antics amusing, but because it gives him a chance to run over pedestrians.

(I think it is really because he finds our antics amusing.)
 

that suzy skwerl. One nutty lady
 

At first I couldn't remember the last dance song. Then it came to me....and hasn't left. I am currently unable to focus.
 

i dont know it
but that is sounding like a good thing
 

have you noticed that fantasy footbal is like dungeons and dragons for jocks?
 

FYI - Larry is crazy. But please do not mention that there are too many plants for my garden as I fear James will get his wish.
 

GRANTED!!!