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mmmmm..... pistol whip
 

There is going to be a little rivalry this week. The Bridgeman crew v. the Sterling crew. And Johnny Halud is seeking revenge for his woman. The tentative line up for Shi Halud brought to you be Snickers (which may not last very long. Snickers is none too pleased with some of my onfield antics and I may be seeking sponsorship elsewhere) is as follows

Manning
Portis
Gore
Parker
Burress
Crumpler
Viniteri
New England

The Rockets are as follows:

Warner
Barber
McGee
Moss
Coles
Shockey
Elam
Denver

GO BRIDGEMAN!!!!!!
 

Week 2 preview:

Here we are, second week of the season already - will anyone go 2-0, will anyone go 0-2? Will anyone recover from poor week one showings to go 1-1? (which quarterback will the Ligers start?) Oh, the questions to be answered?

The Return of the Penguin hopes to get off the ground v. Frijoles Negros (Oh, Penjuins are flightless birds - good luck anyway)
In a rematch of last years Superbowl - the Pesticides take on the Super Beetles. Which Drew is going to be starting as QB this week for the Super Beetles? Can the Pesticide rebound from a poor week one showing, to snuf out the Super Beetles in a show or revenge?

Roadrunners v. the Rockets - will the Roadrunner get away or will the Acme Rocket finally work and bring the Roadrunner down?

Sleepers v. Shi Halud - Kyle McLaughlin says "You really have to try the Cherry Pie" (Oops, wrong movie) Can Shi Halud keep rolling, or will they crumble under the pressure of the Sleepers.

Ligers v. Raiders - Can the Liger's mystical power help them recover from their week one debacle? Will the Raiders get any production out of their quarterback position?

Good luck to all! The Commish
 

oh, i'll try the pie all right. cause that's the best damn cup of coffee i have ever had
 

Diane, when i woke up this morning there was jjust a hint of pine. I assume it is from the local saw mill.
 

You want a little bit of this?

Tom is teaching him to smack talk early.
 

Really - nobody has a quarterback or tight end for me? OHH the pressure! Maybe this is Jack Delhomme's week.
 

good luck buddy.
 

I have found with some research that Shi is acctually Shai Halud. just an FYI
 

...and the arm that was cut off had a tatoo that read "Fire Walk with Me"

One armed man - The tatoo said Earl
 

where my dogs at?
 

I told you...I can't talk! I'm eating.
 

Would you please speak up? I'm wearing a towel.
 

lewot a gniraew m'I. ?pu keaps esaelp uoy dluow
 

I can't tell you how glad I am that it's Friday.
 

I am right there with you . Friday means only 2 more days before i destroy my football opponant.
 

Adios muchachos!
 

Have
 

great
 

weekend!!!
 

See!?!?!
 

Effort people. That's what I'm talking about!
 

and mints...nothing wrong with mints.
 

mmmmmmm...mint flavored people
 

ooops I mean mmmmmmmmm...just mints
 

Revenge is the theme........
and as always FEAR THE ROCKETS!!!
 

What??? No blog post on a Saturday???
 

Hello Milsons, Your e-mail account keeps denying my e-mail with the individual results of week 1???

I will attempt to put them here?
 

Roadrunners said...
C. Palmer 5
B. Westbrook 19
T. Jones 6.5
L. Fitzgerald 12.5
R. Wayne 6
T. Gonzalez 16
S. Graham 14
Indianapolis 5
Total 84
The Super Beetles said...
Bledsoe 6
Johnson 15.5
Williams 5.5
Owens 14
Horn 2
Gates 8
Akers 7
Carolina 2
Total 59.5

Sleepers said...
J. Delhomme 4
L. Tomlinson 21.5
C. Dillon 9
C. Johnson 6.5
D. Stallworth 18
B. Troupe 1.5
R. Lindel 7
Chicago 30
Total 97.5

johnny proxy to rockets said...
warner 30
barber 17.5
mcgahee 9
mcallister 9
santana moss 7.5
shockey 11.5
elam 5
denver 6
Total 95.5





Pesticide said...
Sorry, made a mistake in my lineup...Ahman Green is playing, Hines ward is not. So...

Matt Hasselbeck, Sea. 9
Larry Johnson, K.C. 13.5
Ahman Green, GB 13.5
Torry Holt, StL. 8.5
Randy Moss, Oak. 5
Chris Cooley, Wash. 1
Jeff Reed, Pitt. 4
Jacksonville D/St. 15
Total 69.5

Los tiburones negros de condena said...

McNabb 27
Brown 17.5
Jordan 2
James 14.5
Houshmadzadeh 0
Watson 4.5
Kasay 9
Seattle 8
Total 82.5


johnny atradies said...

E manning 18
parker 12.5
gore (al, that is) 28
burris 13
jackson (seatle) 5.5
crumpler 8.5
viniteri 15
new england 11
Total 111.5

Ligers
Tom Brady 15
Duce Staley 0
C Taylor 17.5
E Kennison .5
R Williams 3.5
J Whitten 3.5
N Rakers 11
Pittsburgh 18
Total 69




Return of the Penguin
Marc Bulger 8
Shaun Alexander 6
Warrick Dunn 13.5
Chris Chambers 5.5
Anquan Boldin 6
Randy McMichael 1
Jay Feely 3
Tampa Defense 2
Total 44.5


raiders said...
Simms -4
Jackson 15
Jones 15.5
A Johnson 9
Harrison 11.5
Heap 5.5
Brown 12
Baltimore 33
Total 101.5
 

Not that anyone else is reading this, but really, no takers on the quaterback or tight end trade????

Cait, any interest in the Bills defense for Bulger or Mcnair?? Come on the Bills D had 17 points last week and your D got you 2 points????

Is it too early to panic??? There is the supplemental draft comming up and waivers after that, but come on people, were talking about the Bills Defense or Cory Dillon???

Maybe my wife will trade Kelvin Winslow for Cory Dillon. She can use another backup running back. Or Jack, how about Derrick Mason for LJ Smith???

Anyone????
 

First, let me start by saying your lives are all incredibly lame if this is your attempt to experience football. What's next a role playing league, get a little Dungeons and Dragons action going on. Losers!! Enough said, here is my starting lineup.
 

Raiders winning lineup is:
QB Ben R.
TB Steve Jackson
TB Julius Jones
WR Marevelous Marvin Harrison
WR Dre Johnson
TE Heath Miller
D Ravens
K Josh Brown
 

millsons u there
 

nothing
 

ligers
P Manning
chester Tayler
d foster
kennison
roy williams
witten
n rackers
pitt
 

What no Game Day blog to talk smack on???

I don't see J. Addai in the Super Beetles lineup, oh, too bad.
 

What's happening with R Bush???? Is the pressure of the media scutiny getting to him?? I know I should have started C Dillon again this week.
 

What are the Bills doing running on third down inside the 20??? Last week they go for it on fourth and one and this week they play it safe????
 

Have the Raiders given up already??? Andrew Walter starting at QB???
 

I'm very upset that Chicago gave up the shutout. Very disappointing.
 

four minutes remaining in the 3rd quarter and JP's stats are as follows

J. Losman 5/10 34 1 0
 

why wouldn't Peyton Manning have a 400 yard game?????

Only 3 touchdowns though. Slacker.
 

Is Mike Vick a QB or a RB??

M. Vick 10/15 92 1 1 passing

M. Vick 14 127 1 22 rushing
 

those Eagles sure know how to blow a lead
 

I hope that everyone is pulling for L Tomlinson to have another outstanding game. It looks like the Sleepers are going to need it to pull out the victory against Shai Halud.