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But I still like to blame the list.
 

And the juju. Don't forget the bad juju.
 

Anyone want Chad Johnson for some kitkat bites? I could use a qb but he doesn't have to be great. I just really need the kitkat bites.
 

For those of you who may not check the older posts

The Penguins were unable to overcome the Pesticide (see Rachel Carson's Silent Spring for an explanation) losing by a score of 89.5 to 66.5

LTNC was too much for the roadrunners claiming victory by a score of 101.5 to 75.5 (not quite bear vs shark, but close. Put your money on the water animal)

Poor, poor Super Beetles, losing another one. This time to the Sleepers by a score of 120 to 85.5 (Sleepers say, "thanks for Kevin Jones" also, "thanks for letting L Tomlinson fall to #4 in the draft")

The Rockets come up big vs the Ligers winning 100.5 to 80.

and last, but not least....

The Raider continue their winning ways defeating Shai Halud by a score of 106 to 90.5

I will post the standing tomorrow or Teusday

The Commish
 

Standings after week 9
(only 5 more weeks of the regular season remaining)

Raiders 8-1
Sleepers 6-2-1
LTNC 6-3
Roadrunners 5-4
Pesticide 4-4-1
Shai Halud 4-5
Ligers 4-5
Rocketts 3-6
Penguin 3-6
Super Beetles 1-8
 

I hope that the Super Beetles don't forget their list when they are planning the party.
 

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zooooooooooooooo

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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pptttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 

I was beginning to think I was here on my own. Suffering. Alone.
 

I really only need to win one more game.
 

1-8. What the heck is that!
 

Pitiful! That's what it is. Pitiful! I am not even sure if that's how you spell pitiful. That's how pitiful it is.
 

I still want to know when the redraft is going to take place.
 

And where the heck is JB!
 

There can't be that much to do in Jersey.
 

Unless he's trying to violate all the old weird laws.
 

That could take a while.
 

I was too.
 

Okay.
 

huh?
 

I was hoping you'd say that.

I also would like everyone to know that I bought a pair of cords. I am the coolest.
 

I'm glad to hear that you are on the cords bandwagon. I for one have never left it. (this could just be a sad commentary or it could be that I'm just really hip)

I'll go with really hip (I know that I am delusional, but I like it better that way)
 

1-8 isn't that bad. (he, he, he)

I wonder how the pesticides feel, being the only team to lose to the Super Beetles (up to this point)

I feel a resurgence comming.
 

If the Super Beetles win the rest of their games and a lot of other teams lose, they cam still make the playoffs for the super bowl at 6-8.

It would take a lot of losing though. I'm not sure that I am inclined to actually go through and figure out all of the senerios, but I still want to say that it is mathematically possible.
 

I do feel sorry for the Super Beetles. Living with the Raiders and LTNC must be difficult. They do tend to talk a lot of smack.

I would just remind them of the desert dinner and point over their shoulder and say "what's that" and run away.

That is always the best way to deal with any problem.
 

Old chewing gum (extra to be exact) is terrible :(-