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I could have sworn it fell in the ocean. Although that may have been California.
 

In New Jersey, it is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
 

Stupid New Jersey.
 

In New Jersey, it is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
 

It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
 

Filthy pigeon detainer!
 

In Manville, New Jersey, it is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.
 

Yet so many do.
 

In Trenton, N.J., Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
 

That's the nail on the coffin for the Wub ever living there.
 

In the film Being John Malkovich,after one becomes John Malkovich and then eventually leaves him, one falls out of the sky next to the New Jersey Turnpike.
 

The Commissioner is requesting a waiver blog for this week. The Sleepers are going to need to make a transaction.

Thanks.
 

O.K. - so seriously, Ligers, what would it take to get T. Brady off you hands?
 

It is illegal to raise chickens in bottles in New Jersey
 

You kids don't have th slightest idea about Gramma and the Mallow Cups. When I was a kid - about 100 years ago-- you got paper coins in the Mallow Cup packages--in denominations from 1 cent to 500. If you collected 500 points, you got 10 FREE mallow Cups in the mail. I did collect many offers. I think, though, that for every Mallow Cup (full-size bar) I ate, I got a new zit. They were the best zit food. So, I really miss Mallow Cups a lot more than you do--they don't even make the right size bars any more. Boo, Hoo.
Anyway, I spent a week in New Jersey this year. Believe it or not, I really had a good time there. Have a good weekend. It is snowing her right now--big, fat, flakes. It is actually very pretty - since I don't have any place to go. By the way, the Fire Aux meeting is next Thursday, not tonight.
 

Thanks! I would have forgotten and missed it.
 

Oh
 

J.B.
 

How
 

we
 

miss
 

you.
 

What JB can't find access to the internet on the road???
 

Really, what was going on in Being John Malkovich???? Aside from being spit out by the NJ turnpike (which may be the strangest of all) what was with the short floor?? and what was with the dance of dispair???