OFFL

What has been the pickle history?
 

Repeat wins are fine. That's why it's okay that I will win the OFFL Super Bowl again this year!
 

I'll at least win A bowl this year. Maybe not THE bowl.
 

The boys would love to have people start coming over now.
 

No, really. I mean right now.
 

Nothing wrong with a three day celebration.
 

It's only weird if the pickle were eating a pickle.
 

Why aren't you here yet?
 

Is it the holiday traffic?
 

Don't let the holiday goodies slow you down. Remember to pace yourself.
 

Educators have a better handle on goodie consumption than office folk.
 

Think of all the parents that drop food off, hoping a sluggish teacher will give better grades to their child.
 

mmmmmmmmmm.......holiday goodies
 

mmmmmmmmmmm.......pickles
 

Christmas rain just doesn't seem to cut it.
 

By the way, I hope it's okay that Malcolm's gift moves a little.
 

Not alot.
 

Just a little.
 

Unless you squeeze it.
 

Then oh boy...you better look out.
 

My work here is done.
 

This my friends is what you call a professional.
 

Have a great one and see you soon!
 

We have been training MJ on his pickle finding technique.

And if that doesn't work, we will just have him give people his "puppy dog" eyes and say "Where is the pickle" until someone gives it up :)
 

So guess what - I was in Pier One and they sell pickle ornaments which I assume just seems pretty weird to some folks shopping there. So I just hang around the pickle ornaments until someone makes a "who would put a pickle on their tree" comment then I hop right in with the pickle present rules. I am a one woman promoter of the pickle ornaments. I should get a commission.
 

I could really use a cookie...