Wednesday, January 31, 2007
BANANAS IN PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
It was the Dad show on Heroes and 24!
Although I don't understand how Jack's dad
can also be Babe's "dad".
Monday, January 29, 2007
In remembrance of those who died in Star Wars.
Let us use today to remember.
Except Jar-jar.
I'm still not sure why he's around.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Cows and Politics
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.
AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?
AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A POLISH CORPORATION: You have two bulls. Countless people have died trying to milk them.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
That'll do Pig.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Final Fantasy
I picture rainbows and unicorns.
Oh, glorious day!!!
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
It was AMAZING!!!!
The way Jack Bauer was able to fly,
mend his bones and stop time.
It was also pretty cool
when he bitch slapped his brother.
Monday, January 22, 2007
Peyton Manning!!!
Friday, January 19, 2007
Crap Man!
You don't see that every day.
I mean that doesn't seem possible with all those body organs and cartilage and bones.
I mean I'm no doctor but that was like one clean chunk.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
I shall see you in the sequel.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Chuck versus Jack
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Jack is Back!
And some foreign terrorist group has really pissed him off!
Friday, January 12, 2007
Mental Math
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Bears are normally Purple.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Happy Birthday J.B.!!!
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Shari don't like milk
Monday, January 08, 2007
I think I just ate your chocolate squirrel!
Friday, January 05, 2007
Ice, Ice Baby!
Thursday, January 04, 2007
I'm a bit better today,
but is toothpaste supposed to taste like...never mind.
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
I didn't get enough sleep last night.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Happy New Year!
Angry baby is not too happy that
I have to be up so early in the morning.
Angry baby empathises.
