OFFL

And we all know that hasn't happened before.
 

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
 

In case you missed it:

Jack Bauer Facts
 

Those are classic!
 

And I think every single one of them happened last night!

(Except the Nina one. He took care of her already.)
 

The websense category "Tasteless" is filtered. I think Jack Bauer would travel through the internet and crush whoever websensed him.
 

he didnt stop the nuke though. but he did kiill a guy with somethign that should not have killed a guy. and he shot a friend
 

I've checked my voice mail, e-mail, and the OFFL page. I think I've accomplished enough for one day. I should leave.
 

I'm so with you!
 

The look on his face when he saw the nuke would have killed anyone near him.
 

i bet you that changed his mind about not leading the team.
 

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
 

When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
 

I'm surprised he doesn't still say it.
 

I still have a hard time seeing those commercials. I always wonder why the president would be in a commercial.
 

He will always be president of Jack Bauer world in my mind.
 

Don't worry. GW will be doing spots for Appleby's shortly. It will all feel so normal.
 

Try our new blooming onions!!!
They are fantabulous.
 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........fantabulous
 

When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
 

Silly Chuck.
 

I understand tat Jack Bauer is great, but seriously, lay off the Chuck Norris jokes. LEst we forget CN