OFFL: Ben Franklin

I like this picture cause he looks like such a slob.

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The Super Beetles : 7:57 AM

Ben Franklin invented swim fins.

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The Super Beetles : 7:59 AM

You would never know from his appearance.

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The Super Beetles : 7:59 AM

The state of Tennessee was once known as Franklin.

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The Super Beetles : 8:01 AM

Until he realized it was going to be a sister kissing state. Then he wanted no part of it.

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The Super Beetles : 8:01 AM

Ben Franklin once gained 300lbs in one year, joined the circus as the fattest man in the world and ate children for breakfast.

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The Super Beetles : 8:07 AM

Just kidding!

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The Super Beetles : 8:07 AM

About the circus stuff.

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The Super Beetles : 8:11 AM

He really did eat children.

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The Super Beetles : 8:12 AM

Weird freak.

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The Super Beetles : 8:12 AM

How the heck he became president of the U.S. I'll never know.

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The Super Beetles : 8:12 AM

But then I'm reminded of GW and realize, Ben Franklin was the best president of the US, all over again.

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The Super Beetles : 8:13 AM

Even though he ate children.

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The Super Beetles : 8:13 AM

I'm sure they were only the bad ones.

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The Super Beetles : 8:13 AM

Maybe a tasty good one thrown in just to scare the neighbors.

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The Super Beetles : 8:13 AM

And keep the nation in line.

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The Super Beetles : 8:14 AM

Viesenklausen!

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The Super Beetles : 8:15 AM

Ben Franklin was a member of the Leather Apron Club, and involved in setting up the first public library in 1731.

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Anonymous : 8:19 AM

Ben Frankling also invented bifocals (which the Commish may be needing soon - ha ha), a glass armonica (and no, I did not just forget the "h"), watertight bulkheads for ships, the lightning rod, an odometer, and the wood stove (called the Franklin stove)

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Anonymous : 8:22 AM

I am so happy - it is not even 8:30 and we are already at 20!!

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Anonymous : 8:23 AM

he was also a founding member of the Knights of St. Francis who are more commonly referred to as THe Hellfire Club

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Anonymous : 8:42 AM

And Michael Scott thinks he is a creep
and Dwight is 99% sure that he is not the real Ben

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Anonymous : 8:43 AM

Dwight Shroot kicks butt!

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The Super Beetles : 8:49 AM

I have to tape that show cause I miss half of it from laughing so hard.

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The Super Beetles : 8:49 AM

my netflix queue finally got cleared out from the first and second seasons of it. cracks me up.

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Anonymous : 8:58 AM

I am faster than 80% of snakes.

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Anonymous : 8:59 AM

what time tomorrow?

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Anonymous : 9:48 AM

I know what Ryan means. I keep Mung sprouts in my desk drawer. Full of nutrients, but they stink like death

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Anonymous : 9:48 AM

Creed picking up his steak with his hands and chowing down. Nothing wrong with that.

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The Super Beetles : 10:37 AM

anytime between 5 and 6 is fine.

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The Super Beetles : 10:38 AM

I just had an epiphery!

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The Super Beetles : 10:41 AM

I know it is wrong to celebrate Oscar's gayness, but not his mexicaninity

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Anonymous : 10:53 AM

lol. lol. lol. I needed that.

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Anonymous : 1:19 PM

Who watches scrubs?? I just got to the part with the banner that said Mission Accomplished and there's 400 pages left. Hee.

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Anonymous : 1:20 PM

i only saw 1/2 of it last night cause i had to finish season one of the office

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Anonymous : 2:50 PM

Happy Friday! See you tomorrow!

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The Super Beetles : 2:59 PM

jenny got lucky and they closed nardin, i saw

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:45 AM

wait, i think i am the only one that is working today. and i was the one who got stuck!
sonofa......

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Anonymous : 9:46 AM

Don't you worry my darlin'. I'm here with ya. Uggg! Even though I spent a rediculous amount of emotional energy trying to decide if I was going to make it. I blame my father.

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Anonymous : 11:11 AM

jenny lucks out again. and here i am, working like a sucker

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Anonymous : 8:31 AM

Again....looks like you and me kid.

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Anonymous : 11:07 AM

at least we are in the boat together

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Anonymous : 11:45 AM

so, jack's dad is a bad guy.

and go back and look at who i said the engeneer was going to be. i called it.

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Anonymous : 11:46 AM

This is the worst matchup for a Tueasday that tehre can be since you watch 24 and I watch Heroes... What to do what to do????
PS - This kind of day is a good reminder of why you don't want your old job back. Chilly Nilly (cept I'm still not sure it's cold enough for you yet....)

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Anonymous : 1:24 PM

It is definatly cold enough.

I tape heros and did not get to it last night.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:32 PM

Can't wait for you to see it.....

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:28 PM

although, i did switch over after 24 just in time to see who her father was.
blew it for myself

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:37 PM

UGGGG!!!! That's ok - didn't ruin anything. They could have done that at the beginning of the show. BUT....I knew it!! Well, I just named all of the characters and was bound to be right on one of them. That's usually my plan.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:48 PM

cover all the bases and you cant go wrong!!

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Anonymous : 3:55 PM

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Friday, February 02, 2007

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