OFFL: Anger is more useful than despair.

Why do you wear it?

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The Super Beetles : 8:58 AM

Crap! It's not Friday?!?!

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The Super Beetles : 8:58 AM

Now I feel hosed.

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The Super Beetles : 8:58 AM

So full of despair.

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The Super Beetles : 8:58 AM

Never mind. Now I'm angry.

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The Super Beetles : 8:59 AM

How can it not be Friday?!?!?!

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The Super Beetles : 8:59 AM

Did someone sneak in an extra Monday, cause I sure feel like I've been here 5 days.

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The Super Beetles : 8:59 AM

Just like the man to add an extra day to the work week.

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The Super Beetles : 8:59 AM

Always sticking it to me.

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The Super Beetles : 9:00 AM

I seriously thought it was Friday when I typed that out.

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The Super Beetles : 9:00 AM

Bummer.

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The Super Beetles : 9:00 AM

Sooooooooo. How bout them spongmonkeys?

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 9:01 AM

That's what I thought.

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The Super Beetles : 9:01 AM

Spongmonkeys would be more helpful then helper monkeys.

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The Super Beetles : 9:01 AM

But I think they might give me nightmares.

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The Super Beetles : 9:01 AM

Can you imagine waking up to one of those staring in your face with your breakfast waiting all warm and toasty.

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The Super Beetles : 9:02 AM

I mean, sure I'd eat the breakfast, but not until I had a little shudder.

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The Super Beetles : 9:02 AM

And maybe a little scream.

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The Super Beetles : 9:02 AM

Especially if they were hovering too close to my face.

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The Super Beetles : 9:03 AM

Weird.

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The Super Beetles : 9:03 AM

it should be friday

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Anonymous : 9:05 AM

I feel better cause I had subservient chicken pray.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 9:05 AM

lets just not show up tomorrow

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:05 AM

pray for friday

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Anonymous : 9:05 AM

For an office reference, it's kind of like when Jim tricked Dwight into thinking it was Friday and he didn't come in on actual Friday.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 9:59 AM

Cause he thought it was Saturday.

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The Super Beetles : 9:59 AM

that was a good one.

speaking of,
toby is hosting a 5 show evening.
i love toby

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Anonymous : 10:18 AM

I can't wait!

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The Super Beetles : 10:25 AM

When I tell the chicken to make a phone call or call his mom, he makes obscene gestures.

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The Super Beetles : 10:25 AM

Whassup with that?

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The Super Beetles : 10:25 AM

Maybe he's mad cause he has no digits, but he has a beak.

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The Super Beetles : 10:25 AM

When I told him to eat a cookie, I swear he got it out of his butt.

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The Super Beetles : 10:26 AM

Gross.

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The Super Beetles : 10:26 AM

Michael's reactions to Toby are just as good as Toby.

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The Super Beetles : 10:26 AM

i asked the chicken to pick up something on the floor and he went nuts. he threw all te cousions off the couch.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:31 AM

awesome! I will try that.

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The Super Beetles : 11:49 AM

He wouldn't do that for me. He kept pretending I said lift up your arms.

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The Super Beetles : 11:53 AM

I also asked him to pick up the nickel on the floor and he pretended to. I know there was no nickel on the floor. No nickel at all.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 11:54 AM

hes crazy!!!

ask him to rip up the couch.

i think i just pissed him off when he did it for me.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:16 PM

Jen, i just want you to know, i sent the link to a guy here and it wasted his day. he has done nothing but mess with the chicken.

he then forwarded it and now an entire division is losing time. heheh
you just heard the delicate sound of thunder

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:19 PM

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Thursday, March 29, 2007

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