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And balogna on the highway.
 

Although that could be like roadkill.
 

Or shepherd's pie.
 

Not in a bad way.
 

kind of like Christmas.
 

Or an Oprah show.
 

From the 80's
 

beuler
 

we can dance, we can dance


everybody look at yr pants
 

Shamalamadingdong!
 

did you check yr pants?
 

so jack bauer almost beat a whole militia.
 

Yes, when I came in today.
 

Although it was a coat check, they still took them.
 

It feels kind of breezy.
 

Not really pant less weather yet.
 

You live and you learn.
 

yeh
still a bit breazy to have checked the pants, but did they give you a good deal on them?
 

i started watching the illusionist last night.

it seems real good. but i shut it off as it got real good cause kris was asleep and i would have had to watch it all over anyway
 

and thanks again to the sterling orranges for a sweet party

how was the pinata?
 

onay alktay boutay hetay inatapay!
 

Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic

The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
CV V L DI V
And their decimal equivalents are:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
Adding those numbers produces: 666.
666 is the number of the Beast.
Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!
 

I knew it!
 

It also explains alot about Charles Barkley.
 

cause charles barkley is an angel of god, right?

hence the whooping he gave barney
 

And French roast!
 

what now about toast?
 

Super Beetles, i think you need help

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