OFFL

Score!
 

More Dwightness!
 

Charlie!!!! Charlie!!! Come to the land of candy Charlie!!!
 

well, at least that is going for me
 

so, today is the day i have to get rid of my van, the US team is down by 2 and has only 10 players on a BS call and i think there are wolves after me. but i have dwight.
 

maybe i would be undefeated had i gone with my original team name, The Straight Schruters.
 

Tell me that's a miss print and you don't really have to get rid of your van!!!!
 

Seriously, if you have to get rid of your van, we would actually need to hold a "service" for it before it's gone.
 

Wolves are the biggest cause of depression in the work place.
 

i totally do. i went to try to take it to jer last night and the battery was dead and it has no brakes and i just have to do this.
 

i was tempted to blow it up maybe in a wooded area maybe
 

That's a shame about the van. Your mother will be dissapointed that her van is in disrepair.
 

The US team had a bad day (4-0 they went down) Perhaps they'll do better in four more years?
 

but i was looking forward to waking up at 5 to watch the cup game. a whooping of germany would have been sweet.
 

Abby Wambach is still the best player in the world IMHO
 

They had won 51 straight matches. You have to lose sometime, they just picked the wrong day to have a bad game
 

I need to scour the waiver wire today at work. My team needs help in a bad way.

I don't even know if I should go after a QB or a RB or even a defense at this point. Maybe a kicker?
 

Don't get rid of it until we can pay our last respects!
 

Shoudn't these toys be tested prior to being released?

toy recall
 

Tell us where and when.
 

They do test them. On unexpecting suckers.
 

I mean really, I worked at ACTS scraping paint off of toys. I thought that they all had to go through testing?

When do the lawsuits begin? You know that it will continue to be a problem until some crazy settlements are handed down
 

stupid day to lose
 

i have a buddy working at the current acts and he said he failed most of those toys, but half were already on the market. he would have to go into a toys r us and buy them to test them.
 

It really is a shame about the van. The October Storm could not stop it, even with a tree limb through the window, but a dead battery is it's demise.

how shameful
 

well, the battery was just the straw breaking th eback. like i said, no brakes, i was smacking th estarter with a hammer to start it and 215, 000 miles. maybe chrysler will give me a new one for loyalty or something
 

Either that or put you in a commercial.
 

The visuals would be sweet!
 

Mad at Bill Gates? Upset with Pythagerous and his theorum? Well, now you can take it out on them.

Genius Boxing
 

Mamoo, I haven't had a chance to get back to you...but good idea!
 

oh I so knocked newton's lights out
 

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
Over>Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds
All>Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling
"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To
Have To Let One Of You Go."
 

I particularly like numbers 7 and 18.

How funny would it be to run out of the zoo on a busy Saturday yelling run for your lives, their loose!!!

You would probably get arrested, but it might be worth it.
 

Good stuff!
 

I plan on using #3 today.
 

I'm looking for a QB. Anyone interested in a trade?

Really, my whole team is onthe trading block.
 

personaly, i want to try the hair dryer cop one.