OFFL

Being mayor does not necessarily mean that I am in charge.
 

As Americans it is our God given right to "elect" someone to be in charge.
 

It really means that we are "electing" the person to take all the blame so we can complain endlessly about something that was NOT OUR FAULT.
 

But the fault of the "elected" leader.
 

You, Commish, are our elected leader.
 

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
 

New Office tonight!
 

king of the who?
i didnt vote for him
 

I thought that was Pete Townshend. But don't tell Roger. He'll just get pi$$ed.
 

that guy can barely hear. stupid TNT in the drums.
 

What??? I was bamboozled!!
 

so, whoch one of those kids coughed that up cause uh, they should see a docotr.
 

probably the kid with the hair. It looks like something he'd do.
 

Punk
 

i mean, i have coughed up some stuff, but nothing like that.
 

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!!!
 

new creeds thought and shrute space. note, i am the 1st comment on creeds.
 

I'm so proud!
 

right on.
 

this weather is nuts. it will not make up its mind.
 

Really, I may not have a starting QB on Sunday??

Romo is on a bye and Matt Schaub is injured and I don't know if he is starting.

My fantasy team has been crushed. Now I may have to find a QB on waivers and not choose a player that will help me long term??

I need to stay out of the bottom four.

(Yes, my expectations and goals for OFFL 2007 have changed and are reset very low)
 

Does the weather have a mind to make up?
 

Not that I'm too concerned about it.
 

It is the result of Global Warming. Haven't you been paying attention? This is exactly what they predicted 20 years ago.

Change of traditional seasons (longer summers). Less rainfall for certian areas (eg. American Southeast) More violent and unprdectible storms (Katrina ((although, there have been similar hurricanes in the past, Betsy in the 60's, but I'm making a point)) the October snow storm last year)

You can go back and read the predictions of what global warming would produce and this is basically it for right now.

Much worse in the future, if there is no change.

Save the world, walk to the store, go vegan, reduce, recycle, reuse.
 

ok, who said vegan?
i will fight a joker that wants to make me a vegan.
 

i will eat their meaty soul.