OFFL

What the heck BSOD?!?! Did I drop you off and you went right to the computer???
 

Someone is busted.
 

Friendly dragon my @$$!
 

i am back
 

i escaped David Lee
 

but he still has kris
 

is it too late to submitt my line up?
 

The Commish said...

Here are the final results of Week 7

FFS won again by the score of 118.5 to 92.5 over the Freaks (The Freaks may want to visit the waiver wire this week or search for a trade due to the season ending knee injury to Ronnie Brown)

Sleepers put down the Bad Newz Kennels by the score of 109 to 67.5 (The Sleepers received huge production out of L Coles and actually p had him in the lineup when he did well and also from the NYG defense, which is turning out to be a fantastic waiver wire pickup. The BNK had another rough week from their receiving core)

The Decepticons win again, defeating Cha Ching by a score of 90.5 to 48.5

The Super Beetles defeat the Rockets by a score of 74.5 to 40.5 (Cha Ching and the Rockets are still missing in action)

BSOD gets their second win of the year against their rivals the Raiders by the score of 112.5 to 90 (The trade for J Cutler payed dividends this weekend for the Black Sharks. The Raiders may need to be looking for a running back as well this week as their production out of the run game has to be a concern)

7:35 AM
 

You can try to submit your roster again, but I'm not certain it will bring victory?
 

Rankings after Week 7

(the halfway point in the OFFL season)

Super Beetles 6 - 1 - 686.5
FFS 5 - 1 - 1 - 803
Decepticons 4 - 2 - 1 -603
Freaks 4 - 3 - 671
Raiders 3 - 4 -602
Sleepers 3 - 4 - 583
BNK 3 - 4 -515
BSOD 2 - 5 -532.5
Cha Ching 2 - 5 -519
Rockets 2 - 5 -512.5
 

I'm so happy that I have clawed my way out of the basement...for now at least.

I'm definitely concerned that I will be in the bottom four in 7 more weeks and that is not a happy thought.

Perhaps a few more moves in free agency and my team will be on top.
 

Really, what is going on in that picture?
 

D'oh!
 

Welcome back JB!
 

It's good to see David Lee did not get your soul as well as Brady's.
 

Or did he...
 

All I know is Jimmie should not trust any of them.
 

I don't know why anyone should trust a guy that looks like that
 

david lee attempted. twirled his batton and had confetti and mirror balls and flashing lights and such. all very tempting.
 

How was Van Halen?
 

Van Halen was sweet. I mean super sweet. We got hella lost in Detroit, but it was all good. They had the largest disco ball i have ever seen as well as the largest confetti cannons. The best way to describe it is by saying it was everything you would think of when you say Van HAlen.
 

Anyone who can take down McDonalds and win is okay in my book. Even though his big headedness is quite creepy.
 

jesse chapman, rb, miami - i want to pick him up and drop reggie brown
 

did i do that correctly?
 

BNK, I'll get the waiver wire up and then you have to bid.
 

i bid on that

id buy that for a dollar
 

I still want to know if Marv is on my roster now.
 

No can of tuna, no Marv
 

Oh, I have the can of tuna.
 

It's just kind of bashed in from when I was using it to skate around the kitchen with.
 

So I cannot promise the safety of any who may consume its tuna-y goodness.
 

I do not believe that I can accept Poison tuna as payment for Marv.

Who else thinks that they should not have Marv doing any more commercials. It is painfull to watch him schill for cars. Lee Evans is not much better.

And while I'm on this rant, can they get rid of all of the Steve Tasker commercials too. That guy is everywhere and come on, he played special teams like 10 years ago.

This city is crying out for a new star.
 

enter...JB!!!

What is it going to take to get you into this car today? I will smash my hand with a hammer!! and eat that dodgy tuna!!!
i will put myself in a dryer for 20 minutes!
 

The Commissioner has been made aware of a scoring issue in this weekends games.

The BSOD and Raiders game has been misscored and will need to be revised. (apparently WR walker for the BSOD was interpreted as WR W Welker and after further review, the BSOD have not won the game. The scores will be officially recounted this evening and a final decision will be rendered.)