OFFL

Shudder.
 

I think I'd have nightmares after seeing this guy in concert.
 

27 touchdowns?!?!?!
 

The next highest is Tony Romo with 16.
 

Garcia only has 7.
 

I had a bad feeling that I might be left alone this Monday.
 

It's hard to go to work when it's summer time.
 

I kept getting red x's so I switched to modzilla. I can now see the picture.
 

I shall now go back to internet explorer.
 

Stupid weird david lee.
 

I'm very frightened by your picture. I would prefer a red x
 

Did JB and the Rockets get stolen by Van Halen?
 

I thought he only stole souls, but it is possible.
 

I think it's the lure of his lifestyle.
 

It appears that the MNF game will have the greastest implications for the Raiders vs Black Shark game.

The Raiders trail the Black sharks by 48 points (an amount that would seem safe, except the Raiders still have Peyton Manning ((You know, the one with the the lazer rocket arm))and Reggie Wayne going tonight. The BSOD's best point total of the season, 112.5, may not stant up the the power of the Colts)

Cha Ching and the Rockets are both in the losing column due to lack of new lineups (again, I hoping that they are not on tour with the band) The Rockets are trailing the Super Beetles by 41 with the Jax defense going tonight and ChaChing is in the clubhouse with a 48.5 (not good for nin holes in golf and not good enough to defeat the Decepticons who have 80.5 with a kicker in tonights contest)

The Sleepers and the BNK both still have a running back each playing in MNF. (I'd hate to be like Tim Russert ((in any way actually)) and prematurely call the race, but the Sleepers are up 98 to 54 on the boys from the dog house)

FFS, behind another spectacular day by Tom Brady have defeated the Freaks by a score of 118.5 to 92.5 (At this pace T Brady will throw for 4848 yards and 61 touchdowns. Seriously, why did I not pick him in the draft?)
 

or the lure of the hair care products
 

Poor Freaks! How fair is that?!?! Using Brady (the soul selling bozo) to defeat a nephew.
 

Again, Tank will not be pleased.
 

I think he may have gone the all natural root for his hair care.
 

If that hair is natural, I am very concerned. (shudder)
 

Who knows, Tnak may not have to be angry, Manning may try to step up his game to match T Brady.
 

He completed 21 passes and 6 went for TDs. That means that almost 30% of his completions went for TDs.

Crazy stats.

And what about Rob Bironas, eight field goals? That would have been 29 fantasy points in the OFFL. If anyone had him on their team
 

Krazy Kicker
 

Please tell me I play FFS on week 10.
 

Please.
 

Week 10 finds FFS vs the Raiders

The Super Beetles have a rematch against FFS in Week 12
 

Seems the Sleepers will have a go at FFS this weekend.

Maybe Tom Brady will take the week off, you know, rest on his laurels and stuff like that.

The worst is that FFS also have L Tomlinson who has been coming around after a slow start.

Not good for the challengers.
 

I asked both parties of the Raiders individually what it would take to get Randy Moss. Each told me individually "your whole team".
 

Weird cloned freaks.
 

I asked the little one first, thinking he'd be the weak link. Not so.
 

I figure if I had Randy, I could cancel out some of the devil boy effect.
 

It appears that the Freaks lost more than the game this weekend.

Ronnie Brown is out for the season with a knee injury.
 

Here are the final results of Week 7

FFS won again by the score of 118.5 to 92.5 over the Freaks (The Freaks may want to visit the waiver wire this week or search for a trade due to the season ending knee injury to Ronnie Brown)

Sleepers put down the Bad Newz Kennels by the score of 109 to 67.5 (The Sleepers received huge production out of L Coles and actually p had him in the lineup when he did well and also from the NYG defense, which is turning out to be a fantastic waiver wire pickup. The BNK had another rough week from their receiving core)

The Decepticons win again, defeating Cha Ching by a score of 90.5 to 48.5

The Super Beetles defeat the Rockets by a score of 74.5 to 40.5 (Cha Ching and the Rockets are still missing in action)

BSOD gets their second win of the year against their rivals the Raiders by the score of 112.5 to 90 (The trade for J Cutler payed dividends this weekend for the Black Sharks. The Raiders may need to be looking for a running back as well this week as their production out of the run game has to be a concern)
 

ME NUMBA ONE!!! ME NUMBA ONE!!!

-those crocidiles from Pearls Before Swine and The Black Sharks of Doom