OFFL: Follow.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Follow.

But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the story that is told on this blog is so foul, so cruel that no man yet has listened to it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for horror awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

# posted by The Super Beetles @ 8:07 AM

Comments:

So.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:16 AM

I will only use initials to protect the innocent.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:17 AM

Really to protect myself.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:17 AM

L&J were walking around the town of NC, just taking a stroll in the flatlands.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:18 AM

Walking by GMO's house they decided to stop in.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:18 AM

A car was in the driveway.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:18 AM

No one was in the living room.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:19 AM

No one was in the kitchen.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:19 AM

A red light was glowing in the bedroom.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:19 AM

As the door was cracked open...

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:19 AM

One could hear the strains of Barry White...

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:20 AM

and the shouts of "between the toes MGS! Between the toes!"

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:22 AM

Oh the horror.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:22 AM

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little story, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:23 AM

The belt on that 70's kid is SWEET!

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:27 AM

And the jumpsuit!?!?! Where can I get mine!

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:28 AM

Why is that guy wearing a rainbow dress?

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:28 AM

Oh dear...and it just keeps getting better!

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:30 AM

ok, gross

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:17 AM

but, you like that other blog, rioght? creepy jc penny

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:17 AM

jcpenney is mad whack!

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 9:24 AM

I am thrilled to say I don't comprehend any of this. Phew!

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:28 AM

gross

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:39 AM

I agree with Mo! It is at times like this that I am happy that I have not an inkling of what is going on :)

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:40 AM

Do you really not understand? Or is it your subconscious trying to block it out?

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 9:46 AM

It's all about denial. My brain protects me quite nicely (ok - I'm a spaz now, could you imagine if my brain didn't block at least some of these horrors?? I will let the less spazzy people deal with reality. Not for me.)

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:54 AM

I'm watching the Office where someone "left" something on Michael's floor and everyone is this close to tossing their cookies from the smell until Creed comes in and asks, "Is someone making soup?" Who makes this stuff up????

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:18 AM

That is so wrong on so many levels, yet so perfect.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 10:29 AM

i watched that one last night. hysterical. then Ed shows up and it happened to him too. and roy and darrel are drinking beerrs in michaels office. oh, so good. creed and oscar thinking it was the other

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:36 AM

Normally I'm not a fan of technology....but the DVR can stay. I'm having an Office day. (only problem is that every time I laugh out loud I go into a coughing fit....but it's worth it.)

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:00 AM

so, does anyone else sign a fake name to things? i have realized that it is way more fun (esp. at work) to sign my name as, wait for it....

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:01 AM

Chadley Brunswick

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:01 AM

Plus it keeps my mind from the horrific...if I close my eyes, all I hear is Barry White. Well, not actually Barry White, just the guy from South Park. My brain makes them interchangeable.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:02 AM

gross

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:13 AM

fish heads don't wear sweaters or play drums.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:05 PM

unless I'm chilly

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:09 PM

Then a nice cardigan will suffice

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:10 PM

you'll never see a fish head sitting in a fancy cappacino bar

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:51 PM

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:18 PM

so, what do i have to do to get ben and jerry to name a flavor after me.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:58 PM

Have pieces of you that are chocolate coated or caramel flavored.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 2:04 PM

The flavor "johnny blaze" makes me think of cinnamon flavored ice cream with graham crackers and candy cane pieces. Maybe some kind of nut. Chocolate coated.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 2:06 PM

A little wacky.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 2:06 PM

i don't know if I'd want any.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 2:06 PM

Sorry man.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 2:06 PM

maybe include a swirl of marshmallow.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 2:07 PM

Oh you'd definately need to add the marshmallow swirl....

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:31 PM

PS for the day. Oh my poor J.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:33 PM

i do like the idea of a cinnomon ice cream being named johnny blaze

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:35 PM

what about brendan orrange blossom special?

like, sherbert with a marshmallow swirl.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:36 PM

oh, speaking of marshmallows, i was asked the other day if i was interested in going organic to reduce my carbon footprint by a roommate of mine. my anser, i do not think marshmallows are organic.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:37 PM

As good as sherbet with marshmallow swirl sounds, that seems too bland for a Brendan ice cream.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 3:01 PM

It would need to be spiced up with maybe some tacks.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 3:01 PM

Or pieces of the van.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 3:01 PM

alright, not really edible, how about chocolate shaped guitar picks.