OFFL

Still not Friday?
 

And I have a feeling it's not a new office.
 

I will check.
 

And report back.
 

Nope.
 

Not new.
 

It's the Back from vacation one.
 

but the office is the office. still a giggle, like sloop.
sloop doggie dog.
 

wacky weather today. the rain was solid and there was some lighting and i think i saw a leprechaun. he was hocking watches o nthe corner
 

Don't trust the watches from the leprechaun. they never seem to keep working.
 

Sneaky leprechaun! They always get me with those watches.
 

right? yr like, sweet, $20 rolex. nest thing ya know, it says it is like, a thousand oclock and the leprechaun is nowhere to be found for a return.
 

cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria
 

It's out of my hands.
 

my dad said he was going out for ciggerettes. he said "smell y alater' and he never smelled me again!
 

Hey everyone! There's an amazing new candy store that opened across the street! The candy there is just amazing!
 

I just wanted to tell you how amazing the candy is.
 

Are you sure you don't work for the candy store?
 

I'm just some guy.
 

Aren't you some guy?
 

You're a pie holer.
 

mmmmm...candy
 

Don't forget to enter your lineups today. Thursday Night Football.
 

Where is that candy store?
 

flat on my face, i see what it takes
to cut through the bullshit. to cut to the chase.
and when i get up, i won't forget
the place that you left me. the place that you left.

better run away. run away.
'cause you know i can't wait for the next time.
you better run away. run away.
for nothing's gonna save you the next time.

and when i catch up, it will be great.
i'll set a trap for you. i just can't wait.
one of these days, one of these days
my friend ming tran'll kick you right in the face.

better run away. run away.
'cause you know i can't wait for the next time.
you better run away. run away.
for nothing's gonna save you the next time.

better run away. (run away) run away.
'cause you know i can't wait for the next time.
you better run away. (run away) run away.
for nothing's gonna save you the next time.

one of these days, i'll get my revenge.
my friend ming tran'll kick you right in the face.

better run away. (run away) run away.
'cause you know i can't wait for the next time.
you better run away. (run away) run away.
for nothing's gonna save you the next time.

better run away. (run away) run away.
'cause you know i can't wait for the next time.
you better run away. (run away) run away.
for nothing's gonna save you the next time.
 

i have direct TV, will i be ableto see the game tonight?
 

and sorry about the cuss. saying this guy i know, it reminded me of this girl i know, Ming Tram. the face kiker.
 

Oh, Ming, your filty mouth.
 

You know you're supposed to say earmuffs before you say those things.
 

A little respect for the kids.
 

I'll be flagged for sure.
 

I'll have to grease the palm of some monkey.
 

Not really. I just wanted to say that.
 

Those monkeys are greasy enough on their own.
 

mmmmm...greasy monkey
 

Which reminds me! My cat had an appointment with the small business loan office of a local banking institution. She goes in, SPRX cat, that is, and asks for her loan. They ask her, what is it for? “A thousand monkeys!” is her reply. “What will you do with a thousand monkeys?” “What cant you do with a thousand monkeys?” she quipped. “And if they get out of line, you can eat them! Tasty, impudent monkeys. They only mouth off once!” Oddly enough, she got her loan, but now she is having problems at the boarder. I really feel that the bankers should have taken a better look at her business proposal. But, whatever.
 

So True!
 

Stupid Bankers.
 

they are suckers for chuby cats whose tounges hang out of their mouths.
 

where the heck is the vs for this week aside from the sheet that i have
 

so, i heard something about the bug being in canada?
no new blog?
 

What kind of excuse is that?

Don't they have the internets in Canada?
 

they do, but they are in a different language. you know, they call dollars loonies and crap like that. eh, instead of what. hockey instead of football.
 

last time i went to toronto, i asked someone where to get a coffee around midnight. they pointed me to a Timmies and said, i guess it is like yr starbucks. i was like, i am from buffalo, timmies is like timmies. then the girl at timmies made fun of my accent.
 

I'll make up for it by mocking a canadian's accent
 

Karma and all. It has to even out
 

good stuff!! right the wrong!! mike haman here sid that it is only in ontario they speak like that. a bunch of Scots i guess. he said in the west and far east of CA, they speak like buffalonians. i was also asked if i was from SCotia when i was there. i guess we have similar accents.
 

Were thry asking you if you were from Newfoundland?

Because if they were, they were just making fun of you.
 

no, this one girl was from scotia and she said my accent made her homesick.

isnt newfoundland like our west virginia?