OFFL

Yeah!
 

And it's Wednesday!
 

We miss you pumpkin :-(
 

What does that mean?
 

Above was from Tank the Spaz
 

He's really Spazzy.
 

spaz retard idiot spastic mong loser dork freak geek nerd gay moron twat crazy stupid spacker spazz spaztic annoying dweeb fool fucktard joey wanker dumbass ...
 

Sorry for the bad words, but in the spirit of artistic freedom, I felt I had to list all of them.
 

I will probably be flagged for this.
 

Another check on my list of stuff to do.
 

You joey!
 

(that was an insult)
 

I'm so with it.
 

i watched gaffigan again last night. that guy is the fattest crack addict i have ever seen
 

did he just make a bear joke?
 

You're a baloney head.
 

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now listening intently to my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said No, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
 

Hey I like baloney jerk head.
 

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin."
 

I can't even read him without losing it.
 

"My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'"
 

if yr having steak, it might be a special occasion, if yr having balogny, you may be special.
 

ok, i forgot to tell ya'll yesterday, but over the weekend i watched something on chinese martial arts and how kung fu was a defensive art and was not intended to hurt. well, around 1900 the monks were sick of the invading powers and realized that they needed to up their skills. so, in an attempt to free their country, they added head kicks and throat punches to kung fu. they did not know at the time, but they were helping to usher in communism. so, this sparked my mind and i decided to make a t-shirt with iron ons that said....
 

Freedom is a throat punch

upon it is a giant red star.

i crack myself up.
 

OH-KAY
 

Crazy @$$ monks
 

you know you want one!!
 

If it had Domo-kun on it...then yes.
 

i bet you he would launch some feirce throat punches.
 

I come from a very big family.
 

Nine parents.
 

'You know, I want to teach... but I don’t want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?'