Thursday, December 13, 2007

 

Darth Sidious's lady friend was following me today.

I think she may have frozen my brain
with her death stare.

Comments:
This is not exactly what she looked like, but close.
 
She had her hood up, so it was difficult to see.
 
This is just the first "lady" that came up when googling "darth sidious lady friend"
 
So it must be accurate.
 
She frightens me.
 
I would not eat her chocolate chip death cookies.
 
Even if they smelled really good.
 
Maybe one, but you'd have to force me.
 
Like maybe twist my arm or threaten a kitten.
 
Although a sandwich eating kitten...not so much.
 
But if the kitten was not eating my sandwich, then I think it would be okay.
 
Because the kitten was probably just hungry.
 
Poor starving kitten.
 
That kitten would probably eat Darth Sidious's lady friend's cookies.
 
Without an arm twisting.
 
But do kittens really have arms?
 
They are really more like 4 legs.
 
Then I get a weird visual of a kitten with four "legs" not legs.
 
Naked, hairy things with feet.
 
And big nasty toes.
 
Those cookies don't seem so tempting anymore.
 
sweet. old evil lady
 
i guess it may be better to be followed by an evil old lady then to get stuck behind one. man, even i think they are slow.
 
that is like, i would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy. maybe
 
they seem kind of the same
 
Why am I here! There is horrible (wonderful) snow outside!
 
What are they thinking (the powers that be) making me come to school on a day like today?!?!?
 
Just the thought of having to clean off my car is horrifying!
 
Of course I didn't listen to the weather today and they change everything about metro area and south towns.
 
I didn't think we would be getting anything here today. Otherwise I would have taken the Jeep.
 
DARN YOU DON PAUL!!!
 
And of course he'll say "I told you it was going to be bad" Sure you did. WHEN IT WAS HAPPENING!!!!
 
i hate don paul. i thin khe is the real darth sidious lady friend.
 
Fruit, good; cake, great: fritcake- nasty #$@#

What is this, A TREASURE MAP?!?!

I walk into a mall, get a cavity- Awww! Cinnabon!!!
 
i saw a commercial with jim yesterday. sweet...
 
that guy is pure gold. and get back to school work!!
 
Where is the post for lineups?

There is a game tonight.

for all of you in the playoffs
 
How funny is that commish. I posted it as you said it.
 
I just looked at NFL.com just to be sure.
 
That is funny.
 
not as funny as bugs bunny, but funny
 
That picture of that woman is freaky
 
what do you get when you have 100 pigs and 100 deer?

(you have to say it out loud)

a hundred sows and bucks.
 
dude, how come my name was in that steroid report from congress over 7 times?
this is some bull.
 
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