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Don't ever do that.
 

honest mistake, though, right?
 

i watched the office last night where they read all of jims pranks
 

everyone called me Dwayne today and i think jim paid them to.
 

$5 a person, but it was so worth it.
 

That one is great!
 

I love the list of stuff he does to Dwight.
 

when dwight says, i hit my head with my phone. and that was it.
 

I really want to try that nickel thing on someone.
 

Phones just aren't the same.
 

BRING BACK THE ROTARY!!!!
 

seriously, you need to be a mechanical engeneer to take apart phones now adays.
 

Taking phones apart is not the problem
 

Putting them back together, now that is where the extensive schooling comes in to play
 

You can try to hide the fact that unicorns are lame, and that may be so, but unicorn checks??

Lame.
 

If not unicorns, then what?

perhaps, precious moments kitties?
 

mamoo hello
 

Hello buddy!!
 

Star Wars checks??? did you get Luke Skywalker on your checks?
 

Why does Molly keep saying elephant????
 

I so wish I had Star Wars checks. Those would be SwEeT!
 

Don't make the unicorns steal your kidney.
 

I once got checks with an antiquy kind of world map on them and I ordered like 800 of them for some odd reason. They were pretty lame, but then my bank changed its name and I had to get new checks.

The Bad part was that a lot of checks got wasted, but the good part was that I was not stuck with the map of the world for ten years. I went back to the blue safety checks at that point.
 

or Dunder Mifflin checks
 

those would probably be better in theory than in real life
 

do you think George Lucas has Star Wars checks
 

george totally does. they have darth as the watermark.
 

mine come with "For pot" preprinted in the memo line.
 

I don't think George has checks. The force pays all his bills.
 

Or maybe that's Darth.
 

Although I think Darth would have kittens on his checks.
 

With their heads ripped off.
 

Alright, maybe not the head thing...but definitly kittens.
 

yo mommyo- the meeting is from 245 to 300(that's 1445 to 1500 for you arm time folks)

GO BSOD!!!!!
 

strange arm people.
 

I
 

Am
 

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yr mistaklen, i am the best
 

and where do i find those kitten head checks?
 

dude, last night, i had a nice sandwich ready for dinner. i put it out and get my juice. i then need to use the bathroom. i come back out, and my new kitten has eaten my sandwich!! just the bread and a tomotoe are left. i have named her Munchie, and i guess that is what i get.
 

AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
 

That is so kittenly cute!
 

In a sickening way.
 

Time to make a kitten sandwich!
 

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Chuck Norris says.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".