Friday, January 11, 2008

 

A Barbie for everyone.

Because Nascar fans were getting
mad that they had no representation.

Comments:
I'm not sure if I want my new niece to have Barbies.
 
Unless of course it's a redneck barbie.
 
I was quite angry when Barbie said "Math is hard".
 
Stupid Barbie.
 
Only scientist barbie, engineer barbie, or professor barbie. I do not encourage surfer barbie. And...shudder....no bratz dolls.
 
There is a butterfly art barbie that has a tattoo on her chest and a stomache, and the clothing to show it off.
 
Shudder.
 
But of course...it's not a tattoo. It's butterfly art.
 
Here she is.
 
Where is that JB?
 
Did he take his Birthday day off today?
 
Or has the barbie talk frightened him away.
 
Then of course there is the crack whore barbie line.
 
Spend hours with your barbie huddled in a corner with a spoon and a lighter.
 
Or shaking uncontrolably.
 
Good times. Good times.
 
I am horrified.
 
I am gonna go ahead and assume that jb is suffering from some sort of sugar poisoning. Probably too much cake.
 
does anyone know where to go around here to look for rocks?
 
So it was you trying to impersonate me!?!?
 
Tut-tut-tut
 
I thought it was perhaps a crack head looking for a score.
 
You know...asking for colorful rocks.
 
Mr. Science does.
 
Someone here is looking to take their kids rock hunting and was asking if I knew of any place?
 
Although after I read the previous posts about crack whore barbie, I could see how inquries about rocks could be mistaken
 
Boy that barbie line has expanded. Really keeping up with the times
 
Oh, and by the way...can one ever really eat "too much" cake?
 
I think not.
 
But not that I don't think.
 
Sometimes I do.
 
Maybe not too much cake, but I just found out what too many pancakes is.
 
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