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I really hope it's fairly clean.
 

Tonight is Lost, hurray cool bean!
 

It's the goofiest thing I've ever seen.
 

I'm pretty sure I've burst my spleen.
 

I like Wilco and sometimes Ween.
 

Happy Colored Marbles is Wicked Mean.
 

My favorite is orange but I do like green.
 

i love Ween!!!
 

most people are not OK
 

another real good rune is poopship destroyer. but they are all pretty good.
 

You were supposed to rhyme all day.
 

And now you went and took that away.
 

But since you are JB, I guess it's okay.
 

That one is James favorite I do have to say.
 

I cannot wait until the end of May!
 

Livy is 8 pounds, 4 ounces...Hurray!!!
 

im sorry, i must say.
 

i am filled with dread, which hurts my head, but if i rhyme from now on, its OK!
 

8 pounds 4 ounces is okay, but less than birth weight of my son J!
 

If you want to start your own rhyme, feel free to do it any time.
 

Following me is not a must, as long as the rhyme is good and just.
 

got you, i guess, but i must confess that being an orrange....
 

DAMN IT!!!!!!
 

i messed that up good, just like i knew i would.
 

I told my little one
that she was almost as big as Jenny bug's son (actually I told her she was almost as big as a baby but I'm still trying to rhyme. I figure if it's in parentheses it doesn't count!!)
 

She sure is fun.
 

(Ack.)
 

(I like that rule, because it was starting to feel like work.)
 

Taking a siesta in the sun.
 

(my cat Sparx' rap)
You best watch out cause im the Sparkle Kitty
Comming through to wreck yr city
Ireeigarless - Imaterial
Smell that cat whiz? its in yr cereal
Thats right, cause im on yr table give you scary dreams like Aesop's Fables
I claw yr jaw raw, because yr tasty
put me in shcool but yo, you cant place me
with other kitties, cause my brains itty-bitty
(maybe i need a hobby?)
 

Sparkle Kitty scares me yes it's true.
But not as much as the brain that's in you.
 

(word)
 

was it the pee phrase?
cause that line stays.
as these are the ways
of the unkempt strays.
 

Oh dear me you made me chuckle
were I wearing pants, i'd have burst my buckle