OFFL

I haven't seen any pictures of Mr. Toast and Mr. Sausage.
 

Only Mr. Egg.
 

I have a feeling there has been a falling out of sorts.
 

Poor Mr. Sausage. It's the heart association that's always bringing him down.
 

How can you take off on a Tuesday!??!
 

I guess it's a beautiful Tuesday, but still!
 

Unless JB is still stuck on the 190...
 

Crazy Floridians.
 

I'm pretty sure it's because they have to go through some time warp when they come back north.
 

If they don't travel with their constant, they get completely messed up.
 

And then go nutso.
 

When they mentioned the 66 year old guy from Florida with his 50 year old girlfriend, I stopped breathing for a moment.
 

no reason why...
 

just cause.
 

In the words of jb - HAHAHAHHAHA!!
 

Really, did they have to have uninterrupted coverage for three hours????
 

they were interviewing every "expert" that they could find.

I would flip by and it would be like.... we have a profssor of criminal justice from Hilbert College on the phone... what are the police doing now? Waiting him out.

Now that was insightful
 

now we are talking to chief petty officer Smith from the Coast Guard...So are you involved here due to the proximity to the water?... Yes.
 

Anyway, I'm just upset because I was unable to see Brittney Spears on How I Met Your Mother.
 

Can't saw that I lame ya. I mean blame ya. (That was actually a typo but I liked where it was going.) Haha.
 

Man dressed as Darth Vader spared jail in attack on founder of U.K.'s Jedi church
 

I just like this part...


Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 10-litre box of wine beforehand
 

10 liters????

That's like 2 1/2 gallons of wine??
 

That's some serious drinking (out of a box)
 

I like the fact that 20 thou canuks are listed as jedi.
 

.7 percent is nothing! Stupid statisticians, trying to manipulate numbers.
 

I really want to know if it is an official catagory on the British census or if in the Other catagory they just write in Jedi?

If its an official catagory, of course people are going to check the Jedi box. All of those drunk Englishmen thinking that they are being funny
 

or thinking that they are Jedi
 

Like I really am to believe that the midichlorian is that active in England? You just can't declare yourself to be a Jedi