Tuesday, May 06, 2008

 

If you don't ask me about where I got the pigeon...



I won't ask about the pony in your garage.

# posted by The Super Beetles @ 7:41 AM
Comments:
Oh dear.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 8:12 AM
 
23 days left!
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 8:12 AM
 
Not that I'm counting.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 8:12 AM
 
It's purely for planning reasons.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 8:13 AM
 
Purely.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 8:13 AM
 
Big Guy -- my meeting was canceled today, so I need you to take the bus to Ralf "on the floor" Wilson. If you need $$$, let me know. Love you!
Let me know when you see this.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 8:54 AM
 
ok, why does it take 12 lessons to poop on peiople?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:23 AM
 
i mean, i had it in 3
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:23 AM
 
I think pigeons go for the full seven course meal first.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 9:31 AM
 
Then you have to research your target.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 9:31 AM
 
I mean, you can't just poop on any old sucker...well...I mean, you can, but if you want to reach the next level of pooping, you want to make sure your poop counts.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 9:32 AM
 
For example, a bum dressed in crap rags is really not going to get as upset as maybe a business man who just purchased a new suit and is heading to that all important meeting.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 9:33 AM
 
Imagine the hilarity!
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 9:33 AM
 
ok, i get you. the new suit poop-bomb
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:41 AM
 
that is funnier than the bum.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:41 AM
 
now, if i was a pigeon in NYC, i totally would have tried to get the pope the other week. THAT is funny.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:42 AM
 
Or on the way to work a shift at Avery's Bells.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:18 AM
 
Livvy figured out how to poop on people without any lessons at all.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:19 AM
 
She's quite advanced.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:20 AM
 
Babies could teach pigeons a thing or two.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 10:23 AM
 
tis true.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:28 AM
 
so, last night, there was this angry, fire-weilding mob outside my house and i was like, i dont remember inviting a mob over? weird, right?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:29 AM
 
Seriously, who would invite a mob over on a Monday??
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:13 AM
 
I mean, outside of football season and all.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:13 AM
 
ok, so i just realized that is a mini horse. has anyone seen Rob and Big? it is an MTV show that is the only good thing about MTV> he has a pet mini horse. you just have to see the show. it is amazing.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:14 AM
 
If it's got a mini horse, how could it not be.
# posted by Blogger The Super Beetles : 11:46 AM
 
the horse house he built for him is a minature version of his house. so cool.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:07 PM
 
and they let him roam around the house. he is always stealing their food.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:08 PM
 
kittens think of nothing but murder all day. true story.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:29 PM
 
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