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Just wanted to let everyone know that video killed the radio star.
 

that is true.
 

but then ipod killed the video star. as well as youtube. now you can be the star!
 

oh, and no, i am not wearing pants.
 

I am also not wearing any pants.
 

Tough crowd...
 

You know that Video killed the radio star was the first song played on MTV
 

I am so happy that somebody finally said that!!
 

and from what i can tell, it may have been the only video played on MTV
 

Wow - I'm so in desperate need of a QB.

stupid Tom Brady
 

So here are the scores from Week 3

With no QB and an apparent huge mistake going with three wideouts, the Sleepers fall to the mighty BSOD by a score of 90.5 to 74

(reggie Bush is finally producing like a superstar and BSOD has to be happy about that. and that ridiculous battle of Pennsylvania netted his defense 17 points. Defensive struggles like that one tend to put people to sleep)

The Decepticons keep up there winning ways by handing the Mean Ween Beanies their first loss of the season by the score of 101 to 84.5.

(LT overcame a sore toe to have a dandy of a night with 20.5 points and Al Gore's illegitamate offspring chipped in with 23. and to think the Sleepers took Tom Brady and not LT? or Frank Gore for that matter. AAARRGGGHHH. the Mean Ween Beaines had great production out of their defense with 22 points from the purple people eaters, but their running game of J Stewert and E Graham combined for only 8 points and Randy Moss is also struggling to cope with the loss of Tom Brady)

With a score that would have lost to every other team on Sunday, the Super Beetles defeat the Great Apes by the score of 69 to 59.5.

(The Super Beetles new addition of Matt Forte paid off right away with 21.5 points, which bolstered a rather pedestrian performance by the rest of the team. The Apes had a glaring hole at RB with Westbrook only mustering 12 yards rushing. From the man who usually carries that Philly Cheesesteak offense, this was a terrible night and the Apes could not find enough performance out of their remaining players to make up for this loss)

And finally...

FFS defeated Slackass by the score of 84.5 to 71.

(Slackass had decent numbers from the QB and RB positions, but after that things began to go downhill. FFS had a solid performance from the whole team, led by Marion Barber III and his 22.5 points)

Good luck in week 4

and get that waiver board up, I need a new QB. BSOD, how about Romo for Calvin Johnson?
 

Next week's schedule

Sleepers vs Mean Ween Beans
Decepticons vs Amazing Apes
Super Beetles vs FFS
BSOD vs Slackass
 

Standings after Week 3

Decepticons 3-0 280.5
FFS 2-1 280.5
MWB 2-1 243.5
SB 2-1 214.5
Sleepers 1-2 235.5
Slackass 1-2 222
BSOD 1-2 216
Amazing Apes 0-3 198.5
 

GO BILLS!!!!
 

YES!!!! my first win! now nowone can stand before muad'dib!
 

or bsod.
 

Sweet...
 

I so want to be outside today and not in here.
 

GO BILLS!!!!
 

and what is this about mau'dib? that is so me!!!
 

wow - this day is progressing at a snail's pace. which would not be a terrible thing if I were outside playing soccer/baseball, but it is dreadful inside.
 

and of course I was wearing pants. That photo evidence is so photoshopped. don't be fooled.
 

and your welcome BSOD.

I totally threw that game so you could get a win.
 

blah to this day.
 

I concur on your sentiments
 

the injury bug seems to be spreading....

Westbrook may be out

Shockey is out for a month

Willie Parker is out for Sunday

Bulger is getting benched

So keep your eye on the injury report leading up to Sunday's games (and be active on the waiver wire, I know that I will be)
 

btw...does anyone have a QB for trade (or sale?)
 

hey sleepers!! i just saw yr article in the medille newsletter
 

that is the longest way possible to say A$$hole i have ever seen. hahahahaha
 

That's funny. I've been avoiding reading it myself.
 

The shortest way would just be...

Hi, I'm a librarian
 

that is true. that would have made it shorter. hahahahah