OFFL

Am I all alone today? I know the SB's are headed to the happiest place on earth, but where is JB? Did he finally catch what his boss had and stayed home sick?
 

hi :)
 

Happy Friday
 

now I must get back to Youtube
 

To Mamoo:
Congratulations on your award: "The worst adult ear infection of the year"
That's not a very good way to enjoy the holiday weekend! Hi to all. Mom
 

I was very disappointed

It was just cookie monster with Tay Zonday's voice.

I was really hoping for cookie monster's voice.
 

i was not feeling well, but i am back
 

despite not wanting to be
 

and now i am probably the only one who has to work on columbus day. or canadian thanksgiving as i like to call it.
 

so, a slow day and there is no one here to keep me occupied? bogus
 

hey!
 

hey penguin!!! good to see you. hope all is well.
 

i heard they had put cookie monster into rehab for the cookie thing.
 

i guess he had been stealing purses for cash
 

then there was that whole accidental death he was named in. that was rough
 

so, as many or all of you know, brenz has a bit of an obsession with the end of the world. whether it is just of civilization or complete destruction, brenz wants to be there to watch it and breathe a sigh of releif as it goes donw. unhealthy, i get that, but ever-present none the less. i have watched the US have their planes defeated in tests by jets from india, stock markets crash, the bear and teh lamb lye down together. we have seen a lot.
 

but nothing as obviously scarry as what happened today. Vibe magazine, the periodical that is very urban in its content and market released its list of the greatest rappers alive. Eminem, a white guy from detroit has earned their title of greatest rapper alive.
 

i have no way of checking, but hell may have frozen over. if not, we are getting closer people. stock up on canned goods and fresh water.
 

yo, i passed teh notary test! time to abuse some executive privalidge! hahah
 

but apparently, it has not helped my spelling
 

at some point, I will put up the scores.

It should not be too much longer
 

then i will notarize the scores!!
 

Week 6 scores

As the season wears on and the NFL becomes more unpredictable, is there any hope for fantasy football owners?

The Sleepers come away with a victory over the vacationing Super Beetles by the score of 108 to 93.

(It appears that the trade for Drew Breese has finally paid the returns the sleepers were looking for. Behind Breese's 30 point performance and M Jones Drew stepping up with 26, the Sleepers were no match for the Super Beetles who had good balance through the lineup, except at the Tight End and Kicker positions, earing zeros for both. I hope the trip was better than the OFFL result.)

FFS trounced the Decepticons by the score of 96 to 78.

(not a defensive struggle, neither defense had any points. What happened to that vaunted Chicago D?
FFS relied on their big three of Manning, Barber and Jones netting 77 points from the three players. The remainder of the lineup was noticibly soft, but that was not a problem on Sunday. The Decepticons may need some assistance at the QB spot as JT O'Sullivan and his 4 points may not be the answer)

BSOD rolled over MWB by the score of 98.5 to 60

(BSOD may want to check his lineup more next week as he did not play two tight ends, but did neglect to start a defense? Aaron Rogers kept up his strong play with a 28 point performance and newly acquired Ronnie Brown chipped in with 14.5. MWB tried slipping in an extra running back, but even that did not halt the collapse of their team. Eli M's 3 ints on MNF did not help the cause and Randy Moss is crying out for a QB who can get him the ball)

And in the final game of the week, Slackass defeated the Amazing Apes by the score of 70 to 54.

(Both teams had some holes in their lineups due to injury. you both may want to check the injury report and SA may actually put in a lineup? Clinton Portis led the way for SA with 24.5 points and Ricky Williams scored his first TD in years in the NFL helping to boost SA to victory. Awesome Apes had almost as may points from their kicker (17) as from their QB (18) and other than those two, not much else was happening for their players on Sunday.)

On to week 7
 

Standings after week 6

Decepticons 4-2 534.5
FFS 3-3 510.5
Sleepers 3-3 493.5
Mean Ween Beans 3-3 475.5
BSOD 3-3 470.5
Super Beetles 3-3 463.5
Slackass 3-3 438.5
Amazing Apes 2-4 421
 

there seems to be a real logjam in the middle

and the fortunes of the Super Beetles and the Black Sharks seem to have changed up the last two weeks

Will anyone be able to pull away from the pack? Will everyone finish 7-7?
 

perhaps another sign of the comming apocalypse

John Madden will miss calling an NFL game this weekend after working 476 in a row
 

OH YEAH!!!!! BSOD WILL WIN IT ALL!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHaHA!!!
 

hey, i was totally out from work and could not look at my lineup or get a new one in. totally
 

wait. i mean, i was busy with notary stuff. yeah, thats right.
 

The Dallas Cowboys have acquired wide receiver Roy Williams from the Detroit Lions

Who sees this ending well for the Cowboys?

T.O. is already crying that he does not get the ball enough and now you add another top receiver?

And what about the running game, which is actually the Cowbays strength? Just abandon it? I'm sure that will go over well. And now with Romo on the bench and Brad Johnson starting at QB and Pacman suspended again, Wade sure has his hands full.
 

hope the super beetles had a good safe trip!!!
 

PARTY REMINDER!!

Hardwood House on Sunday after church (probably around 11:30ish)

:) See ya there
 

righty-oh!!
 

Hey JB! Call if you need directions - or ask your Moms. Also, I hope you are bringing Lindsey - she must experience the family craziness more often :)
 

i kind of dig the parity this year of the leauge.
 

i may bring my hetero life partner Eli. hahah
 

Whackamole!!