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sweet fridays. ease the pain.
 

poor snail. just wants some arms.
 

i was unaware that snails had the mental capacity and awareness to understand what arms are let alone to desire them
 

i guess you learn somehting new everyday
 

like the average person eats $42 of cahnge in their lifetime.
 

so, uh, they proved einstein right. that whole e=mc2.
 

i mean at the subatomic level.
 

i had a few questions about it, but they showed me and i believe them.
 

mass and energy are the same. kind of.
 

MWB and AA made improper roster moves yesterday.

Sleepers have Calvin Johnson and FFS has Chris Johnson.

AA had Chris Johnson in their lineup.

I tried called yesterday, but you were still on the line.

AA would need to put someone else in the lineup
 

i mean, they can be the same thing.
 

cause although a quark only makes up 5% of the mass, the rest is just the energy of said quark moving around.
 

being in multiple places at the same time.
 

but in my house, they follow the rules of physics!!
 

but i guess the point of the study was to prove that that is now part of the rules of physics.
 

that you can be in more than one place at a time.
 

so if the feds ask about me and that bank thing, i was with all of you. physics proved i could do it.
 

I would like to know what this $42 worth of cahnge is that I supposedly will eat in my lifetime? Does no one else question this?
 

yummmm... change.
 

I don't question it because of that bucket of quarters I ate last night.
 

see? that will drive up the average if just like one person eats $84
 

Turbaconducken
 

that's right a Turducken wrapped in bacon
 

so the article goes...

The final product was moist and absolutely delicious. We used no seasoning whatsoever. The bacon gave the poultry just the right hint of salty goodness. The perfect holiday meal for bacon lovers everywhere!
 

not to mention that there is actually a website called bacon today