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I'm here! I'm here!
 

I got caught in a voting booth.
 

And then the ladies wouldn't let me leave without eating all their candy.
 

Which was hard because it sucked so bad.
 

All the good chocolate was gone.
 

You know...the old Easter Candy that they bring out
 

And the line was super long.
 

There was something like three people in front of me.
 

That never happens.
 

And then I was forced to eat a church dinner
 

Fake mashed potatoes and weird corn can wreck anyone's day.
 

But it didn't wreck mine!
 

Cause I'm moving to Canada!!
 

Of course, that's only if someone loses and someone else wins.
 

So we'll see.
 

Maybe I won't be here tomorrow.
 

black wednesday and all
 

I'm not sure if they have the internet in Canada.
 

Or soft soap
 

I'm pretty sure they don't have soft soap.
 

dude, that is horrible about the line.
 

but yeah, canada. sounding good despite who wins. well, not rezlly, but i mean..
 

Who's running??
 

Really Canada?

not the place to chose to go.

They already have super high taxes, Provincial Sales tax to go along with General Sales tax.

$25 for a 24 of beer (and not even good beer)

A health care system that is so whacky, people come to the United States for for health care.

not to mention their horrible environmental record, Tar sands anyone?

they don't even have a constitution?

You would have to speak funny and say eh?

and to top it all of, you would be fellow countrymen with the newfies!!!

I'm moving to Belieze instead. Really don't care about their politics, because the weather is awesome.
 

belize is pretty cheap too.
 

What Happened???

Where was Hillary's name on the ballot?

There has to be some sort of misprint?
 

I wrote it in.

Does it still count if I only wrote "hillary"

They'll know who that is, right?
 

I love this headline

Obama Counts on Text Messages to Turn Out Youth, Blacks, Low-Income Voters

So, even if your low income or just a poor college student, you still have a cell phone to receive text messages on.

they really are not cheap, particularly sending and receiving text messages, but apparently, the economy is doing well enough for everyone to own one.
 

Vote none of the above
 

Everyone make sure to test your smoke detectors this evening
 

i voted for Nobody. I know that Nobody is going to listen to my opinion and Nobody is going to look out for my best interest.
 

so what's with everyone trying to take advantage of the Super Beetles?

Last week, they tried to drop a TE for a QB, this week they insert an extra player in the lineup???
 

Canada will not have a certain person in it.

...and McKenzie Brothers...need I say more.

I think not.
 

you also have to go through life with this big chip on your sholders thinking that you're so much better then the United States, even though all of your trade is with the states and you have not made an independent decision ever. (first as part of the commonwelth and now not wanting to offend Washington)
 

Week 9 results

(BTW, that sound you heard on Sunday was definately me jumping off of the bandwagon)

The Sleepers have defeated Slackass by the score of 74.5 to 51.5

(Even the late int returned for a TD by the Bills D was not enough to secure victory. A lack of a running game, only 2.5 points, was too much to overcome. Seems that your team has a lot in common with the Bills. The Sleeprs overcame a woeful QB performance with solid outings from Jones-Drew, Calvin J and Jacobs.)

What has happened to the once mighty deceptions? They drop another one, this time to BSOD, by the score of 87.5 to 50

(BSOD had a great performance from their Defense with 23 points and solid stats from most of their other players. The Decepticons had too many holes in their Bye Week team to compete, 2 points from the QB, 0 from the TE and only 12 pnts from three WRs. They better get back to work in the next few weeks to stay in the Super Bowl playoff hunt)

Mean Ween Beans tried for the extra advantage by sneaking in an extra WR, but didn't need the extra points to defeat the Super Beetles 85.5 to 73.

(The Super Beetles must be questioning what to do with S Jackson, 1 pnt is not enough. That combined with a weak Defense, just 2 sacks and a lousy 3 points from newly acquired Bo Scaife did not add up to victory. Turns out, Mcnabb and Peterson can not win on their own every week. MWB, did not earn points from R White, but were still able to hang on for victory behind strong QB and Def play. E Manning threw for 147 yards, but three TDs and the vikings D chipped in a solid 18.)

The Amazing Apes have come through once again, knocking off FFS by the score of 104 to 90.

(Behind the arm of Kurt Warner and his 25 pnts, 21 pnts from the Dallas D and 17 from the kicker position, they were able to stay ahead of FFS. FFS suffered from their reliance on the Cowboys, with just 7.5 from Barber, Folk and Whitten. A case of too many eggs in one basket.)

on to week 10
 

Standing after Week 9

FFS 5-4 829.5
Sleepers 5-4 787.5
Decepticons 5-4 765
Super Beetles 5-4 664.5
BSOD 5-4 657.5
MWB 4-5 714.5
Amazing Apes 4-5 653.5
Slackass 3-6 607.5
 

medioctrity abounds
 

Only seven points separate a spot in the Super Bowl Playoff from a spot in the Toilet Bowl playoffs.

That poor roster move, leading to a 19 point day, by BSOD may prove to be very costly
 

man. i suck.
 

wait, pass the blame. SHENANIGANS!!!
 

Nice job apes.....but seriously, a loss with 90 points????? Bummer!!
 

I almost forgot....

Nickelback and Celine Dion???
 

have they declared a winner yet?

I was pretty sure that they were about to on NPR this morning.

Everyone wants to be the first to be all... what an historic event, the first black man elected president. We are so shocked that he won. This is the dawn of something special for America, we should feel so blessed for being a part of this.

or something along those lines.
 

if the election was decided by canisius...

55% for obama
38% for mccaiin
the rest for write in votes.
 

stupid canisius student, writing our school name wrong.


BSOD IS AMAzING!!!! seriously, you should all just give up. i am obviosly the best ever.


GO BSOD!!!!
 

If the election was decided by everyone in this room it would be

Obama - 0
mcCain - 0
Orrange - 1

Yea!!!! I win

That is why it is not left up to me to decide
 

The Queen says:
Cocoa? Even the bloody queen don't drink cocoa! I still cannot imagine anyone in the year 2008 with a Queen and wigs in court! Blimy, where are their brains??
 

but which orrange? cause i think i just got elected in!
 

i totally got elected queen here at work. but that is not all it is cracked up to be.
 

meet osama bidladden's bunnypal.
sneaking in on innocent americans everywhere...