OFFL: I have banana hands

umm....banana hands????

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Anonymous : 1:19 PM

that's worse than my scissor hands

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:20 PM

and the boxing gloves i keep wearing to work

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:28 AM

Can you imagine how hard it would be not to eat yourself?

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 10:26 AM

put a jar of peanut butter or a fondue pot in front of me and oh boy...

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 10:27 AM

Not the bad peanut butter though

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 10:27 AM

I don't want to die on top of losing my hands.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 10:27 AM

I had a picture to go with this, but with banana hands it was too hard to get it posted.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 10:28 AM

Hhey! If you were a hotdog, would ya eat yourself? I know I would. I'd smother myself if brown mustard and relish, I'd be sooo delicious.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:42 AM

yeah, the fondue would be a hard thing not to indulge.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:04 PM

like kramers shoe horn hands.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:04 PM

i just got a wiff of that smell when you would open moms porch freezer shortly after a delivery of hiers ice cream. delicious, yet freezer burned.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:05 PM

60 degrees on thursday?

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:24 PM

That sucks.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 3:22 PM

My hands will turn brown.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 3:23 PM

you are getting good at typing with them.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:27 PM

but seriously, you need to watch strong bad email online. he taped prawns to his boxing gloves to type.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:27 PM

outside of the rest of the crazy stuff he does

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:28 PM

like attend Crazy Go Nuts University

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:28 PM

and watch the episode called Techno. amazing.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:29 PM

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN! THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:51 PM

yummy i want one of those raspberry ice cream sammies from mr haier

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:35 PM

The system IS down.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 10:20 AM

Is that a banana in your pocket?

or are you just glad

oh, I see. you just had your hands in your pockets. My bad

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:17 AM

so when are we holding the draft for the fantasy NASCAR season???

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:52 AM

so... when people said that Obama was a socialist when he was running for pesident, were they expecting such quick action to socialism after he was elected??

$900 billion in govt spending

now an additional $1.5 trillion on the bank bailout??

so much for free market capitalism

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:00 PM

I could really go for a sunday crunch bar.

Chocolate, not strawberry

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:10 PM

or a creamsicle or a ice cream sandwich.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:10 PM

Those chocolate sundae crunch bars are da bomb.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 12:20 PM

who's bringing the sundae crunch bars to the NASCAR draft?

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:23 PM

ouch... It looks like the markets do not like what they are hearing from Washington. -354 and counting

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:30 PM

They're buying Hemi's?????

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 1:53 PM

Biggest Fatties is on tonight.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 1:53 PM

My favorite show to eat ice cream to.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 1:54 PM

And I get it with peasant vision.

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The Super Beetles : 1:54 PM

I sometimes think that The Biggest Fatties has taken reality TV to its worst depths of self revelation. When the Person has to stand on the scale with their flab hanging everywhere and their weight is up in 6 foot digits, it is like the person is throwing the last vestige of self respect away.

but then I remember that the Nanny show actually goes one step beyond that into the depths of self loathing.

ah, TV.

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:29 PM

And don't forget wife swap...

ah glorious tv

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 9:12 AM

where is all of my snow going???

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:43 PM

When is the NASCAR meet? I can find the strawberry crunch bars - Mr. Haier died (and now I can tell that he was a perv. But Sav-alot still sells them for a reasonable amount. Sorry the freezer smelled (and still does).
Mom

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:14 PM

What else can you expect from a door to door salesman?

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:05 PM

were moving!!!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:37 PM

sorry, i have been out the past 2 days.

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:19 AM

hurt my shoulder

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:19 AM

yeah penguin!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:07 AM

good luck, Penguin!!!! Love you!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:09 AM

I hope that your sholder is feeling better.

Maybe it is time to retire (that is why Brett Favre is retiring again, he hurt his sholder)

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:10 AM

or did you just see that moving thing and were like... quick something, right, hurt sholder.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:11 AM

i already volunteered to help move. hahah

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:33 PM

i dont know how it happened, but the pillz the doc gave me made me super angry. i was like the hulk for 3 days.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:33 PM

dude, the pills turned you green?

That's no good

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:09 PM

well, not green. just the anger and strength. well, not the strength either. just the wrath.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:46 PM

but it still beats banana hands.

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:47 PM

maybe it wasn't the pills, maybe it was the water that you drank to take them, because that seems to be an average day for me.

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:15 PM

anyway....

How's the sholder?

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:16 PM

Ack.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:35 AM

I new paged myself out today.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:35 AM

It's quite a pain to try and get a new page on an ipod in the library.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:35 AM

Takes skills I don't appear to have.

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:36 AM

Good luck on the move kiddo!

# posted by

The Super Beetles : 8:36 AM

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Saturday, February 07, 2009

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