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Major OY VEY!!!!
 

Stupid man.
 

If the man wasn't holding me down, I could have stopped this in its tracks.
 

I'm with you Super Beetles - I thought politics and religion was reserved for family parties.
 

Yeah, my bad.
 

so, when you eat cow tounge, who is tasting who?
 

so, for my next trick, i will give a lithmus test of humor. it tests if you like the absurd.
 

so this guy has this enormous orange head. everyone wants to know why, but no one asks. finally this one guy does. "Why do you have an enormous orange head?" he asks.
 

so the man says, "Well, i was on a be3ach one day and came across a bottle. i opened it and a genie popped out and said he would grant me three wishes...
 

so first i wish for wealth. BOOM! i have money and gold and cars and houses. so, next i ask for women to love me. BOOM! they start popping out of the woodwork for me.
 

and he continues, "But i think where i went wrong, is when i wished for this enormous orange head.
 

who wouldn't want an enormous orange head?
 

and with unlimited wealth and women, people will bee all like....how does that guy do it, you know the women and the money and all with that enormous orange head?
 

and the dude would just be all...you knoe my enormous orange head rules and you are just jealous
 

and then plastic surgeouns eveywhere would start getting requested for enormous orange heads and all of these people would start getting these big heads and the original guy would be secretly laughing because he knows the enormous orange head had nothing to do with his success.
 

happy Tuesday
 

HAHAHAHAHAHA that is true. although, i dont know many people that went out and got Bill gates' haircut.
 

so, i have been listening to a lot of mindless self indulgence. outside of a great band name, they are pretty out of control.
 

happy april, fools!
 

just read about the 5 greatest april fools pranks ever. the arm the homeless campaign is still on it!!
 

but i say not arming them is the foolish thing to do.
 

happy april fools day to you
 

now the sun comes out?

Why was it not out at 10:00?

I would have gone fishing
 

me too!!
 

another day!
 

i am going to get all jazzed up on cheerios today
 

Hey JB - Is the Sh. Orrange facebook news April Fool's or real? No Halloween wedding?
 

did that just happen?

Your asking for facebook updates????
 

We may have to go back to politics and religion if that keeps up
 

this is no place for social network gossip.
 

well, ok. Maybe it is
 

not sure. i was going to text Scott to find out. i will let you know.
 

Are we on Thursday? Just saw online that Molly's old office - the Family Court building - was evacuated because some woman showed up with a can in a sock and those that know thought it was a grenade in a sock (like that is how they come). Anyway, I guess they have locked her up and let everyone ack in the building.
 

And now I have the outside doors to the Town Hall propped open because I had a very stinky old man and I think, his son, and the hall stinks. He smoked a pipe, besides, which gives an extra special odor to an old man. Phew!!!
 

Anyway, Grandma H is in the hospital in Florida. she has a blood clot in her leg. They suspected it at her gym/phys therapy place and told her to go to the MRI place, but she had to go to her senior citizen luncheon at her church first (Lady, you might die, but stop for your cheap meal first!) Then, she missed the driveway and put her car in a ditch. She has been in the hospital overnight with a blood clot in her leg. She is happy and ok.
Mom
 

Mom is treating for fish fry @ 3*** Friday at 6:30PM (or whenever would be convenient) Let me know how many.
Easter Egg hunt is Sat @1:00PM @ Senior Center.
 

i hope she is ok!
 

Hey Mrs. Orrange, if you ate an orange would you be a canibal?
 

if you ate a clown, would it taste funny?
 

yummy fish fry....enjoy guys! wish i could b there but i just picked up a double...

ttyl peeps
 

werent you about to pop out a baby but you stopped at a garage sale??? like mother like daughter i guess

hmm.... wonder what I'm gonna do to be like you??? maybe skate to the hospital preggo on roller skates with an accordian when i have my first born :)
 

OK Penguin. You are doomed!!
History repeats itself, so look out and start practicing the accordian! Thanks. Enjoy the extra$$. We'll miss you. Mom