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I'm pretty sure we could make that tower.
 

I would have saved that first picture for a different blog page but I just couldn't resist or hold back.
 

Say, do you love mashed potatoes? Well, you can still lose weight and enjoy mashed cauliflower instead of potatoes! Cauliflower has a similar texture to mashed potatoes and only smells a little bit like tennis shoes. It tastes something like pus from a boil but think of how fast and easy it will be to get rid of unwanted dinner guests when you serve them mashed cauliflower.

And, hey... do you enjoy the occasional brownie? Are you a fairly average-sized human being who might wish to indulge in something sweet and delicious every now and then because it's really no freaking big deal and life without any pleasures whatsoever isn't really worth living? Well, f*** you and your "happiness!" Have a piece of Extra Sugar Free Gum instead of that brownie! The peppermint flavor will surely satisfy your craving for chocolate.
 

mmmmmm.... califlower mashed.
 

morning folks. almost friday.
 

so, i am getting a lot of support for this rice crispy treat idea. i have a lot of volunteers to help. i was also thinking about talking to general mills to see if they would go in for honeynut cheerio treats. you know, keep it local.
 

I know two people who will volunteer to eat said rice krispie treat
 

hi peeps! was wondering if yall would be available for a little par-tay at the new place...are sundays good for everyone??? i dont have a date yet, hopefully gonna wait til its nice out so we can enjoy the back patio and such
 

typically, Sundays work for me (I usually work on Saturday until 5 pm)
 

so every news headline about the economy includes either the phrase more than expected or less than expected. such as... the housing market rose more than expected or new jobless claims were less than expected or the trade deficit fell more than expected.

at some point, you would think that economists and policy makers would stop making predictions. They are always wrong and things have changed so rapidly, it seems foolish to continue to make predictions.

anyway.....
 

they are all chumps.
 

and we are to blame for it. remember that. peopleare the X factor in ecoomics.
 

and giant rice crispy treats.
 

i need more coffee.
 

zi do have about 30 packs of gummi bears. so, got that covered.
 

but no one wants to pour me some coffee.
 

i guess i am the person that is supposed to do it, but really. i am not going to do that.
 

whcih reminds me. i think its time for a new job.
 

preferably one taht pays a bunch for not much.
 

or pudding tester. but that is hard to find. stupid nepatism.
 

gotta be teh son of a pudding tester to get that job.
 

same with confetti cannon tester. all politics.
 

I'm thinking that too much coffee may be an issue here
 

you might want to keep your eye out for this forthcoming book

Pythagoras' Revenge: A Mathematical Mystery

I can't wait to get my copy
 

happy Friday and first day of Spring
 

I could really use a cup of coffee right now.
 

howdy folks. what is up this chilly monday?
 

Me & the little bug are home today. Thought I'd stop in & say hello!!
 

Not to be confused with litter bug. Which we are not.
 

Cause the shirt said so.
 

Hope Jen's trip was awesome!!
 

Do you think someone blocked her after they saw her spending too much time blogging??
 

....crazy disciplinarians.
 

Boy I just had a whole conversation with myself....now I get it JB
 

HEY MO AND LIVY!!!!
 

i hope the trip went well also. but i think it did. hope she bought the purse from teh dude in teh prom dress.
 

What???
 

Is Dennis Rodman selling purses??
 

jb what are you executively assisting today??
 

i may very well have been dennis rodman. hahaha
 

you know, making reservations, typing things. fending off alien invaders. scheduling lunches. the usual.
 

i love when the boss cant get past a level in space invaders and has me do it.
 

This really must have been an interesting job interview....
 

hahaha. it was. but nothing weirder than anything i have ever come across just being an orrange.
 

whcih reminds me of a shirt i saw trhat almost made me pee my pants. it was just two oranges, one cut up, but they were colored purple. under them, it just said "purples" brilliant.