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I hope you have a great day!
 

Because the man is still holding me down, I had to post in Kiritimati time.
 

Holy b-something-something but the country looks like a penis.
 

Or a hatchet.
 

Depending on your train of thought.
 

I guess to me it looks like a half eaten candy bar.
 

I didn't even know candy bar land existed.
 

Candy land...sure, but not candy bar land.
 

I mean even the land of candy cane...I know that's around...but if I had ever known about candy bar land I would have been there already
 

Ifeelpunctuationandspacesarejustanotherwayforthemantoholdusdownwhywouldwereallyevenneedthemitsjustsostupiditsreallyawasteoftimehittingthatspacekeyandtheperiodkeyandtheotheruselesskeysstickinittotheman
 

There is no way that my baby sister can be this age.
 

It's kind of creepy
 

In a good happy birthday way.
 

It looks good on you!
 

I just realized Kiritimati is also know as Christmas Island!
 

It IS the candy bar land!!!!!
 

It's also a coral atoll.
 

Sucks to be them
 

It is also the first inhabited place to celebrate New Year's Day each year.
 

I thought it said inhibited, but I was like "those naked people sure dont look like they are inhibited"
 

Maybe in a Morman wackado way but not in a kiritimati way
 

Let us all journey to Christmas candy bar island.
 

Never mind. I decided to buy a plane tickets worth amount of candy instead.
 

Oh wait! That's every day in nut job wackado land! Take me there!!!!
 

Happy 25 Kid!!!!!!!!!!
 

Happy Birthday Caitie!!
 

????What, my post is at 4:30am?
 

It is quite possible that if I ever win the mega millions lottery, you will be able to find me on Kiritimati Island
 

It is also possible if I do not win the mega millions. I'm certian that the natives will welcome me into the tribe.
 

I will bring candy bars to intice them to let me stay
 

UMM....what's with using my name on Spock.com?
 

you know I do my best to remain incognito
 

or in Cognito
 

or on Kiritimati
 

I'm glad that the story around the presidents speech is some dude yelling out "you lie" as opposed to the substance or lack there of in the actual speech.
 

so who thinks that the preseason power ranking of the Bills at 23 is too high?

Who thinks that the Bills will win only one game this year?
 

who thinks both my husband and sister in law are a bit whackadoo?
 

I know not of what you speak
 

happy birthday, Beast!!!! love you lots!
 

Happy Birthday Catie!!!! Can't wait to celebrate YOU!!
 

Happy Friday!!!
 

I'm looking for a slow boat to Kiritimati
 

I'm thinking that it has to be better than this
 

Really? what strange course of action led to this?
 

I so think that it is time to push for the wearing of academic robes again.
 

i am down for weatring robes.
 

i doubt there would be a push to wear underwear in those.
 

maybe I'm so sleepy because it is still 5:30AM
 

And for this I sent you all to college??
 

believe me, this may be vastly superior to what is being produced in college
 

Academic robes were worn at D'Youville College by all seniors until after I graduated. We were always told that it was a tradition at DYC and Oxford. We (it was all girls then) had to wear black heels and nylons with the robes, with starched (ha!) detachable white collars. How many of the dorm students wore pj's or underwear under them is unknown (probably most), but I had to catch 2 buses each way and worked downtown (Main & Court Sts.) after school 2 days a week, so the "day hops" had to be fully clothed. It was rather a fun tradition - not the pain that it sounds. We just kept them in our lockers and put them on before class.
Hi Tom. You're probably the only one working today -besides me. Have a good day. See you tomorrow.
 

at least the pjs and underwear would be under the robes as opposed to all that you see, which is now the case
 

its time to add some gravitas and decorum back into higher education
 

Brenz, take a look at the chive morning randomness for 9/14.

I'm still not sure that it is not you.
 

yeah, that might be me. hahah
 

i did get hollered at and called "un-PC" by some crazy old feminist when i was wearing my "Obey Me" shirt.
 

i kind of laughed at her like that.
 

I studied 18th century French poetry.
 

What a colossal waste of time
 

I mean for somebody else
 

But Doug, we're married, you can't shoot me!
 

(gun shot) - Consider that a divorce
 

have a quiz tonight. i want to hire jack to take my tests.
 

good luck on the quiz
 

Happy Friday
 

GO Bills!!
 

Happy Friday to all of you, too.
How was Brenz' test? Did they have to draw a lot of blood? Grandma had a test this AM, too. She survived.
 

What a great day! Enjoy! Too bad I have to work - but at least I have a window. 'm not too sure about this commuting thing- Since November 1967, I have not commuted to work. I feel for all those of you that do.
 

Happy Friday to all. What a wackado week!
 

I tried to visit the two g-ma's yesterday in the h-burg but they must have been at Arby's
 

Mom, the quiz went well, no blood. second, YOU WALK TO THE CORNER!! and to top that off, i have seen you drive there!
 

i am one of 9 people at work today. what a bummer.