Saturday, December 31, 2005
Happy New Year's Eve!
Try not to lose your Auld Lang Sine
Friday, December 30, 2005
The Penguins New Boyfriend!
Little Penguin says
"He can save my bell any day!"
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Darth Vader
Would he have been as cool if
James Earl Jones wasn't his voice?
I think not.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Sha Na Na!
Yes, they are still touring!
You know you love The Bowzer.
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
WooHoo!!! Go Super Beetles!!!
Now I can finally get some sleep.
And get that ulcer that's been bothering me, looked at.
Who's competative?
Monday, December 26, 2005
Merry Day after Christmas!
Let the celebrations continue!
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Merry Christmas!
As you are gathered with friends and family today,
remember the four food groups.
Candy, Candy Cane, Sugar and Syrup.
Enjoy!
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Merry Christmas Eve!!!
Loop de loop
a dickory dock
don't forget
to hang up your sock!
It's the Holiday season!
Friday, December 23, 2005
Is it behind the rabbit?
IT IS THE RABBIT!
Thursday, December 22, 2005
It's a Wonderful Life!
Say brainless,
don't you know where coconuts come from?
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Look Out for Orange Plankton!
They're Musical!
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Look out for Plankton
He's maniacal!
Monday, December 19, 2005
I Love It When A Plan Comes Together!!!
Now if I can just figure
out a way to turn this Vega into a tank...
Sunday, December 18, 2005
TOUCHDOWN!!!
New pickup line:
Would you like to be my dingo?
A guarenteed yes.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
No lo puedo creer!
Futbol Americano el sabado?
No comprendo.
Tu madre es un oso.
Friday, December 16, 2005
Week 15 Play-off Line-ups
Don't forget there are Saturday Games this week.
Dr. James Williams
My new best friend!
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Yeah...it's come to this...
Ken Kane the Milkman Rules!!!
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Luke, join Verizon...or Die
Search your feeeeeelings Luke. With the Family Share Plan™ for only $59.99 we can add up to three lines for just $9.99. It comes with unlimited night and weekends with a one or two year customer agreement. Get IN on the nation's largest home calling coverage area, without roaming. We can add Princess Leia whom you seem to have a weird brother-sister thing going on with, Han Solo, and even that hairy wookie. Join Verizon, Luke.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Go Sponge Bob, it's your Birthday!
Where's the love man?!
Why no David Hasselhoff?
I swear you're all German...
Monday, December 12, 2005
Germans love David Hasselhoff!
Really...who wouldn't?
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Happy Birthday Jason!
No, that does not mean you can wear your birthday suit all day!
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Are you ready to Paaar-tay?!?
Party time for the J-Dog!
Friday, December 09, 2005
Squirrels are taking over the world!
Or should I say Varmint Cong!!!
Week 14 Line-ups
Get those line-ups in.
Would it be too obvious if I played McNabb?
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Call Me Lovey Squirrel
It's a squirrelly world out there!
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Wolverines!
There's nothing quite like a snowball ambush.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Happy Birthday Tom!!!
Don't drive angry...don't drive angry.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Does anyone know where Mechler is?
Ooo baby baby...ooo baby baby...
ooo baby baby ...ooo baby baby
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Let's beat those Fish Heads!
Fish heads are never seen
drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with oriental women.
No.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Xanadu
A million lights are dancing...maybe I should stop looking at the sun.
Friday, December 02, 2005
Darn you Lake Affect!
Why do you taunt me so?!?
Week 13 Line-ups
Get them in already!!!
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Incense and Peppermints
Beatniks and politics, nothing is new.
A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view.